A Cow Quotes

Collection of top 100 famous quotes about A Cow

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A Cow Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You're so full of shit, you ought to You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure Sherrilyn Kenyon
A Cow Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: It's been a full week since she left It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish) Sherrilyn Kenyon
A Cow Quotes By Celia Cruz: If I don't work, I'll be sitting on If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. Celia Cruz
A Cow Quotes By Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country ... Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Cow Quotes By Gordon Korman: Ask me. I'm a cow expert. Ask me. I'm a cow expert. Gordon Korman
A Cow Quotes By Friedrich Schiller: To one, science is an exalted goddess; to To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter. Friedrich Schiller
A Cow Quotes By Winston Churchill: Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
A Cow Quotes By Edward Abbey: A cowboy is a hired hand on the A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow. — Edward Abbey
A Cow Quotes By John Harvey Kellogg: A dead cow or sheep lying in a A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food. — John Harvey Kellogg
A Cow Quotes By Noel Coward: I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo. — Noel Coward
A Cow Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. — Ambrose Bierce
A Cow Quotes By Arthur Koestler: A publisher who writes is like a cow A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler
A Cow Quotes By Anne Lamott: Writing like this is a little like milking Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it. — Anne Lamott
A Cow Quotes By Paige Tyler: If Gage finds out, he's going to have If Gage finds out, he's going to have a cow-horns, balls, and all. — Paige Tyler
A Cow Quotes By Deborah Levy: We have travelled a long distance from the We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This — Deborah Levy
A Cow Quotes By Kristen Ashley: And I'll do everything I can, if you And I'll do everything I can, if you do it again, not to give up on you and be a mean, bitchy, thoughtless, selfish cow." His — Kristen Ashley
A Cow Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: When I see a cow, it is not When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world. — Mahatma Gandhi
A Cow Quotes By Toby Barlow: Luck is stupid as a cow and blind Luck is stupid as a cow and blind as a bat. — Toby Barlow
A Cow Quotes By Lennart Meri: I've never met a general yet who could I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow. — Lennart Meri
A Cow Quotes By Jennifer Grey: Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day. — Jennifer Grey
A Cow Quotes By Kathe Kollwitz: No longer diverted by other emotions, I work No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes. — Kathe Kollwitz
A Cow Quotes By Elizabeth May: You did not just compare me to a You did not just compare me to a cow."
"No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne — Elizabeth May
A Cow Quotes By Adam Gilchrist: There was a little element of feeling like There was a little element of feeling like a cow. — Adam Gilchrist
A Cow Quotes By Bob Dylan: You're a cow Give me some milk Or You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan
A Cow Quotes By Margaret Brownley: Bessie- A man picking out a wife is Bessie- A man picking out a wife is like asking a cow to pick out a farmer. — Margaret Brownley
A Cow Quotes By Ian Holloway: I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey. — Ian Holloway
A Cow Quotes By Christopher Farnsworth: Humans are our food. You don't want to Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you? — Christopher Farnsworth
A Cow Quotes By Langdon Winner: Who says that actors are cattle? Show me Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film. — Langdon Winner
A Cow Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Any of us would kill a cow rather Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef. — Samuel Johnson
A Cow Quotes By Tomaz Salamun: My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis. — Tomaz Salamun
A Cow Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Don't cry over spilled milk get angry and Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
A Cow Quotes By John Muir: Bread without butter or coffee without milk is Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow. — John Muir
A Cow Quotes By Ross Macdonald: Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had never been near a cow sang western songs which sounded as if they had originated in the far east. — Ross Macdonald
A Cow Quotes By Maurice Strong: I have a cow's valve in my heart. I have a cow's valve in my heart. — Maurice Strong
A Cow Quotes By Frank Zappa: You is what you am, a cow don't You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. — Frank Zappa
A Cow Quotes By Dan Simmons: [H]istory viewed from the inside is always a [H]istory viewed from the inside is always a dark, digestive mess, far different from the easily recognizable cow viewed from afar by historians. — Dan Simmons
A Cow Quotes By John Stuart Mill: When the land is cultivated entirely by the When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. — John Stuart Mill
A Cow Quotes By Faith Hunter: You haven't the brains God gave a cow, You haven't the brains God gave a cow, — Faith Hunter
A Cow Quotes By Paul Brown: We don't have mad cow disease. We probably We don't have mad cow disease. We probably never will have mad cow disease, and therefore, it's a non-problem in the United States. — Paul Brown
A Cow Quotes By Nadia Hashimi: Ghafoor came from a modest family in a Ghafoor came from a modest family in a nearby village and had been given to the palace in exchange for a cow. — Nadia Hashimi
A Cow Quotes By Warren Beatty: Just because you need a quart of milk Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. — Warren Beatty
A Cow Quotes By George R R Martin: Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked? — George R R Martin
A Cow Quotes By Oliver Gaspirtz: A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. — Oliver Gaspirtz
A Cow Quotes By Mel Smith: How do we get a pantomime cow on How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire. — Mel Smith
A Cow Quotes By Olesya Rulin: I grew up in a village of 12 I grew up in a village of 12 houses. We had a well and a cow. — Olesya Rulin
A Cow Quotes By Ralph Nader: For almost seventy years the life insurance industry For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. — Ralph Nader
A Cow Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson: Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley. — Jeremy Clarkson
A Cow Quotes By Blake Shelton: I can't say that I've ever actually got I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no. — Blake Shelton
A Cow Quotes By James Joyce: Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity. — James Joyce
A Cow Quotes By Leah Brooke: A million dollars? For a cow? A million dollars? For a cow? — Leah Brooke
A Cow Quotes By Stan Shih: It's better to be the head of a It's better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a cow. — Stan Shih
A Cow Quotes By Ray Charles: I got a cow that went dry and I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay, a big stack of bills that gets bigger each day. — Ray Charles
A Cow Quotes By Henri Cartier-Bresson: It's seldom you make a great picture. you It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese. — Henri Cartier-Bresson
A Cow Quotes By Jojo Moyes: But don't blame me for the food. My But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting. — Jojo Moyes
A Cow Quotes By Seth Godin: The key to success is to find a The key to success is to find a way to stand out
to be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins. — Seth Godin
A Cow Quotes By Andrew Leigh: Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it — Andrew Leigh
A Cow Quotes By Carla H. Krueger: Where's your dog?' I ask quickly. 'Dawn said Where's your dog?' I ask quickly. 'Dawn said you had a dog. Let's take the dog out.'
'There ain't no dog,' replies Janis. — Carla H. Krueger
A Cow Quotes By Richard Jeni: I'm catholic in the same way, that if I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird! — Richard Jeni
A Cow Quotes By Karlie Kloss: Holy cow, in the course of one week Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year! — Karlie Kloss
A Cow Quotes By Gelett Burgess: I never saw a purple cow;I never hope I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one. — Gelett Burgess
A Cow Quotes By John Sandford: Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7 — John Sandford
A Cow Quotes By Irvin D. Yalom: You are not a cow, and I am You are not a cow, and I am no apostle of cud chewing. — Irvin D. Yalom
A Cow Quotes By Ovid: Even as a cow she was lovely. Even as a cow she was lovely. — Ovid
A Cow Quotes By Frank Zappa: With a tongue like a cow, she could With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow. — Frank Zappa
A Cow Quotes By M.R. Carey: It's a little bit like a cow listening It's a little bit like a cow listening to a recipe for beef stew. — M.R. Carey
A Cow Quotes By Bill Maher: A new cologne is coming out. It's for A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies! — Bill Maher
A Cow Quotes By Noam Chomsky: The money in politics is a cash cow The money in politics is a cash cow for the media. — Noam Chomsky
A Cow Quotes By Nora Roberts: Don't you want me to kiss you goodbye, Don't you want me to kiss you goodbye, sweetie?"
"Kiss a cow farm boy — Nora Roberts
A Cow Quotes By Joan Rivers: Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel. — Joan Rivers
A Cow Quotes By Gautama Buddha: Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks. — Gautama Buddha
A Cow Quotes By Deborah Kerr: I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes. — Deborah Kerr
A Cow Quotes By Devon Aoki: I sometimes think, would I drink the milk I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki
A Cow Quotes By Spike Milligan: In India a farmhand was caught in the In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. — Spike Milligan