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I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish?
— Carre Otis
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid; I figure it's a sure sign that the animal has somehow outfoxed them
— Tom Dorrance
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow.
— Heber C. Kimball
It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
His jaw was set, telling me I should back off. Unfortunately, being a gobby cow meant I couldn't.
— Kyra Lennon
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
— Celia Cruz
A tiger does not ignore or slight any small animal. The way he catches a mouse and catches and devours a cow are the same.
— Shunryu Suzuki
Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder.
— Ingrid Newkirk
I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Keep rechewing. Like a cow. Use all your creative stomachs.
— Elizabeth M. Lawrence
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
— Elbert Hubbard
Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country ...
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ask me. I'm a cow expert.
— Gordon Korman
There is nothing like literature: I lose a cow, I write about her death, and my writing pays me enough to buy another cow.
— Jules Renard
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.
— John F. Kennedy
A drow and a dwarf, a dwarf and a drow, a hunnerd times better'n a fox and a cow! Bwahaha! Athrogate added with unbridled enthusiasm.
— R.A. Salvatore
Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her.
— J.A. Redmerski
If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
— Richard Branson
The last thing we need is a giant magical cow running around loose. It could be total mayhem.
— Brandon Mull
To one, science is an exalted goddess; to another it is a cow which provides him with butter.
— Friedrich Schiller
To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.
— Pafnuty Chebyshev
Something remarkable is worth talking about. Worth noticing. Exceptional. New. Interesting. It's a Purple Cow.
— Seth Godin
Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7
— John Sandford
I never saw a purple cow;I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one. — Gelett Burgess
Where's your dog?' I ask quickly. 'Dawn said you had a dog. Let's take the dog out.''There ain't no dog,' replies Janis. — Carla H. Krueger
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
— Arthur Koestler
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it
— Andrew Leigh
The key to success is to find a way to stand outto be the purple cow in a field of monochrome Holsteins. — Seth Godin
With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.
— Frank Zappa
Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.
— Anne Lamott
It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese.
— Henri Cartier-Bresson
I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay, a big stack of bills that gets bigger each day.
— Ray Charles
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
— Winston Churchill
A cowboy is a hired hand on the middle of a horse contemplating the hind end of a cow.
— Edward Abbey
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
— Spike Milligan
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
— Deborah Kerr
Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.
— Gautama Buddha
A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.
— John Harvey Kellogg
Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
— Ambrose Bierce
The money in politics is a cash cow for the media.
— Noam Chomsky
A million dollars? For a cow?
— Leah Brooke
You are not a cow, and I am no apostle of cud chewing.
— Irvin D. Yalom
No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes.
— Kathe Kollwitz
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I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
— Lennart Meri
Skinny Cow ice cream and candy - like dancing - brings a little bit of fun to your day.
— Jennifer Grey
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
— Frank Zappa
I have a cow's valve in my heart.
— Maurice Strong
Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had never been near a cow sang western songs which sounded as if they had originated in the far east.
— Ross Macdonald
Don't cry over spilled milkget angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land.
— John Stuart Mill
My mind is a sacred cow / bleeding in the ellipsis.
— Tomaz Salamun
You did not just compare me to a cow.""No, no. I compared your expression to one. Cows truly are majestic creatures, aren't they? - Aithinne — Elizabeth May
There was a little element of feeling like a cow.
— Adam Gilchrist
Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.
— Samuel Johnson
Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film.
— Langdon Winner
Humans are our food. You don't want to have sex with a cow, do you?
— Christopher Farnsworth
I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.
— Ian Holloway
Bessie- A man picking out a wife is like asking a cow to pick out a farmer.
— Margaret Brownley
You're a cowGive me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan
Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity.
— James Joyce
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
— Jeremy Clarkson
We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This
— Deborah Levy
And I'll do everything I can, if you do it again, not to give up on you and be a mean, bitchy, thoughtless, selfish cow." His
— Kristen Ashley
When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world.
— Mahatma Gandhi
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
— Oliver Gaspirtz
Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?
— George R R Martin
Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.
— Warren Beatty
Ghafoor came from a modest family in a nearby village and had been given to the palace in exchange for a cow.
— Nadia Hashimi
You haven't the brains God gave a cow,
— Faith Hunter
Luck is stupid as a cow and blind as a bat.
— Toby Barlow