He was gasping and moaning and saying stuff like, "Oh God, oh God, oh God!" so I figured he was enjoying it.
— J.L. Merrow
The piano has been drinking, not me.
— Tom Waits
And now that she knew, she couldn't do nothing. She couldn't. The anger would build inside he, on and on, forever until it poisoned her — Django Wexler
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. — Scott Adams
I have to force a smile off my face as I sit limply in my seat ... Then, just as I'm congratulating myself for such a stellar plan ... — Marie Lu
I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. — Newt Gingrich
It was Arthur's welcome alone, I believe, which turned the tide of misery for Merlin. — Stephen R. Lawhead
There are many things you shouldn't measure. Don't, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife! — Julian Baggini
Acrostics in French or acrostics in Hebrew were still Greek to him. — Dorothy Dunnett
Not every defeat of authority is a gain for individual freedom, nor every judicial rescue of a convict a victory for liberty. — Robert H. Jackson
At least my happiness doesn't depend on Ron's goalkeeping ability. — J.K. Rowling
