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2016 Funny Quotes & Sayings

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2016 Funny Quotes By Jyoti Amge: People like me might be small in stature,

People like me might be small in stature, but they can also act. — Jyoti Amge

2016 Funny Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: I didn't do anything wrong and I promise

I didn't do anything wrong and I promise to never do it again. — Richard M. Nixon

2016 Funny Quotes By Joan Ambu: Your Nationality or any other Affiliation isn't written

Your Nationality or any other Affiliation isn't written on your forehead or any visible part of your body. It is shown by the way you Pride Yourself. — Joan Ambu

2016 Funny Quotes By Jill Soloway: I've been told by people I respect that

I've been told by people I respect that flashbacks only work if they have their own narrative, but they can't be part of the present narrative. — Jill Soloway

2016 Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: No- I cannot talk of books in a

No- I cannot talk of books in a ballroom; my head is always full of something else. — Jane Austen

2016 Funny Quotes By Edwin McCain: It's a beautiful life, just as advertised.

It's a beautiful life, just as advertised. — Edwin McCain

2016 Funny Quotes By Jim Capaldi: Traffic was very, very free. It was great.

Traffic was very, very free. It was great. — Jim Capaldi

2016 Funny Quotes By Robert Baer: I truly believe that if torture had worked

I truly believe that if torture had worked and there was a case to be made for it, we would see that on the front pages of the American press. — Robert Baer

2016 Funny Quotes By Rod Stewart: Life is so brief and time is a

Life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided. — Rod Stewart

2016 Funny Quotes By Jason McAteer: Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to

Jordan Henderson is a player who likes to do his business in the middle of the park — Jason McAteer

2016 Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Our art is called 'Feruchemy,' and it grants

Our art is called 'Feruchemy,' and it grants the ability to store certain physical attributes inside bits of metal. — Brandon Sanderson

2016 Funny Quotes By Sharon Cameron: Her grief for both of them was flavored

Her grief for both of them was flavored with guilt the way salt flavors the sea; she could taste it in the tears. — Sharon Cameron

2016 Funny Quotes By Joel Osteen: I think God gives every one of us

I think God gives every one of us our own will, and unfortunately, some people choose to do evil things with it. — Joel Osteen

2016 Funny Quotes By Ed McMahon: Agriculture is the new golf

Agriculture is the new golf — Ed McMahon