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The sum of the whole matter is this - our civilization cannot survive materially unless it be redeemed spiritually. — Woodrow Wilson

I'll tell you what's fun - finding the right stewardess and turning her upside down in the back of a plane. — Steven Tyler

There are only two choices in life: Fight. or crawl in a corner to die. The second choice, while tempting at times, is never acceptable. — Jonathan Heatt

Armoires are the cockroaches of our culture." And — Chuck Palahniuk

Mark my words: If Shaun Rogers is healthy, he'll be the NFL defensive player of the year. — Matt Millen

Our brains are hardwired to think in terms of place and to associate psychic value or meaning to the places we inhabit. — Colin Dickey

The reason why you'll never be successful, is because you procrastinate. — Eric Thomas

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. — Mark Twain

Something that is loved is never lost. — Toni Morrison

If you keep looking, you will find it. It has nothing to do with luck, and everything to do with courage. Be brave. — Jamie Christian Desplaces