Phil Robertson quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Phil Robertson

Phil Robertson Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Phil Robertson on Wise Famous Quotes.

I will not give or back off from my path.

If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God's help, you can accomplish anything.

We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.

This would be nice when we baptize people in the winter.

You have to discipline your children, or they won't respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.

If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.

To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.

Happy happy happy

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

I'm a highly-educated man, maybe a shocker to some. I have a master's degree. I'm no dumbo.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I can bait a hook.'

Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.

Three, four, five years, we're out of here. You know what I'm saying? It's a TV show. This thing ain't gonna last forever. No way.

I don't use any of the terminology like 'left wing' and 'right wing.' I use language like 'godly' and 'holiness.'

The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.

A real man don't call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible ... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.

Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'

Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.

I don't own a cell phone. I've never turned on a computer in my life.

3Jesus answered and said to him, Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

The Boy Scouts might have the motto "Be Prepared," but where I grew up, you practically went straight from diapers to manhood.

If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there's a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

I'm as much of a homophobe as Jesus was. The people who are participating in homosexual behavior, they need to know that I love them.

It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.

Women with whiskers ... its a bummer.

I'm not going to run for political office.

Lord, if You bless me, I'll thank You; but if You don't, I'll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I'm in good shape.

Uptown living, you've got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.

Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong. Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I'm a low-tech man in a high-tech world.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

I don't worry too much about people hating or insulting me. I'm a sinful man, and I've made a lot of mistakes. People have reason to hate me.

Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.

I always told him, If I leave you, I'll divorce you and find somebody else if I want to. I would never cheat on you.

We never, ever judge someone on who's going to heaven, hell. That's the Almighty's job.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

It's like Jase says: when you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly!

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.

God-fearing people, once they're saved from their sins, they don't mind talking about it.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.

There's one race on this planet. It's called the human race. We're all the same. To me, there is absolutely nothing that has color to do with it.