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Nicki Elson quotes: Son of a Merryweather, he's a lot stronger than he looks.

Son of a Merryweather, he's a lot stronger than he looks.

Nicki Elson quotes: I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

Nicki Elson quotes: Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

Nicki Elson quotes: Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy.

Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy.

Nicki Elson quotes: The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Nicki Elson quotes: Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.

Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.

Nicki Elson quotes: In you, she saw hope.""You mean she saw his next meal.

In you, she saw hope.""You mean she saw his next meal.

Nicki Elson quotes: It's like a meatloaf.

It's like a meatloaf.

Nicki Elson quotes: Free drinks have no carbs.

Free drinks have no carbs.

Nicki Elson quotes: She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she'd like to make that noise again ... with him.

She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she'd like to make that noise again ... with him.

Nicki Elson quotes: You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

Nicki Elson quotes: The candle's flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

The candle's flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

Nicki Elson quotes: She'd treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity.

She'd treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity.

Nicki Elson quotes: Chapter 1:I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

Chapter 1:
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

Nicki Elson quotes: It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

Nicki Elson quotes: I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks.

I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks.

Nicki Elson quotes: I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

Nicki Elson quotes: You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

Nicki Elson quotes: I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.

I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.

Nicki Elson quotes: Me? I go wherever the wind blows ... and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.

Me? I go wherever the wind blows ... and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.

Nicki Elson quotes: Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

Nicki Elson quotes: It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get.

It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get.

Nicki Elson quotes: She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body.

She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body.

Nicki Elson quotes: She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.

She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.

Nicki Elson quotes: That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

Nicki Elson quotes: If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your

If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!

Nicki Elson quotes: She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

Nicki Elson quotes: In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?

In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?

Nicki Elson quotes: What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

Nicki Elson quotes: Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

Nicki Elson quotes: He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her.

He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her.

Nicki Elson quotes: I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

Nicki Elson quotes: You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.

Nicki Elson quotes: In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

Nicki Elson quotes: Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

Nicki Elson quotes: In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

Nicki Elson quotes: Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.

Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.

Nicki Elson quotes: Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

Nicki Elson quotes: Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning - none of which merely meant oh.

Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning - none of which merely meant oh.

Nicki Elson quotes: Well, a lot's happened since I last showered.

Well, a lot's happened since I last showered.

Nicki Elson quotes: He'd only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he'd missed her all day long.

He'd only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he'd missed her all day long.

Nicki Elson quotes: I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

Nicki Elson quotes: C'mon good girl, be bad.

C'mon good girl, be bad.

Nicki Elson quotes: My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

Nicki Elson quotes: Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

Nicki Elson quotes: How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

Nicki Elson quotes: One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

Nicki Elson quotes: He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States.

He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States.