Dean Cavanagh Quotes

The atheist suicide bomber is unfaithfully committed to his mission

Eternal Boredom Of The Strifeless Mind

The best sleep imaginable is sleeping in your dreams

I first realized I was psychic next Monday

If you want a vision of the future, imagine someone watching a boot stamping on a human face - forever...and 'liking' it.

When you try to build Heaven on earth you end up building ghetto's of Hell

The Hall Of Fame Is Built On Quicksand

Some would rather fall into the sleep of death than wake up to the truth of life

Don't Stare Into Your i-Phone Too Long Lest The Abyss Stares Back at You

Lucifer waits in the wings applying his makeup, ready to take center stage once his servants have finished entertaining us into insouciance

The desideratum of the philosophy "better to have never been" is parents being charged with manslaughter for bringing children into the world

2 + 2 = 5: the sum of all fears

The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex

The human race. No winners, just slower losers.

Don't Go With The Flow. The Powers That Be Turn The Taps

Truth is quantum. It is beyond space and time. Relativity only proves this.

The Only Good Greed Is Greed For Enlightening Experiences

Fools "Sell Out" Where Angels Fear to Tread

Fame & fortune come with a price that fame finds insulting and fortune can't afford to pay back.

Time is a great faith healer

The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion

Even the mantis has stopped praying

The Devil fights from behind barricades of linguistic complexity, but the war of words will be won by those armed only with simplistic truths

Van Gogh would have to cut his cock off to make an impression nowadays

Don't Let The Medium Massage The Message

I'm a recovering abstainer

Uneasy lies the head that wears a Knighthood

Keeping your mouth shut whilst eating shit will get you far in life but your soul will die of starvation.

Empathy Is An Endangered Instinct

Read Between The Lies Of History: Research & Destroy

Central Bankers are driving us to Hell in a vehicle We are paying the installments on

They tell us to count our blessings whilst they count the coffers

A great irony is that the quest for secular immortality is being funded by foundations and individuals who seem to hate life

The Social Engineers wet dream is to be able to surveil us in our sleep

The born again nihilist has nothing to blame for their fall

The Establishment Won't Be Satisfied Until They Have Turned Us All Into Plato's Cavemen

As life speeds up & the political becomes ever more personal democracy continues to foster change as fast as the movement of tectonic plates

We have an infinite capacity for self interest, yet the infinite has absolutely no interest in us

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail

The only "right" answer is one that can be questioned.

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners

Entertainment alleviates the fear of life, but art vanquishes the fear of death

There are no tragedies in life, only violent coup d'etats on the state of irrational optimism

power happily walks hand in hand with abuse

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

As Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes At The Point Of Death, Let's Hope The Ad Breaks Have Been Edited Out

Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated

The Plutocracy's insatiable hunger for pixelated information is enough to put a bulimic Pac-Man to shame

Artist Matthew Barney has made a film about "shit". It is hardly original. Hollywood has made shit films for decades.

Sleep: the breakfast of champions

Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We're The Ones Getting Fucked

Evil triumphs when good men refuse to call it evil

The future is just a memory that has yet to be born

We can depend on nobody in this world, and sometimes we even betray ourselves

Nihilism, there's really nothing to it.

We buy our chains from our jailers and only when we put need before desire will we escape the prison of neo-liberalism

When failing spectacularly the trick is to employ an inverted Schadenfreude. Take ownership of your misfortune.

Time to silence the Hegelian Dialect

Death by Trivial Pursuits

It's not history repeating itself in Gaza, it's horror repeating itself

You Don't Need To Jump Off Of A Building To Appreciate Architecture

The love you make is equal to the love you fake.

You never know whether you've already experienced your greatest moment or your worst

You can never read too much into anything

Ne plus ultra of interactivity: a surgeon operates on his own brain whilst filming and watching it through his phone

In the land of the blind the third eyed man is king

De-calcify the pineal gland with the detergent of imagination

Our minds are big enough to contemplate the cosmos but small enough to care about who wins an Oscar

The only sound I'd like to hear from a Motivational Speaker is a death rattle

Culture now spreads at central nervous system speed. It's a shame that compassion doesn't.

We need more moral compasses and less Sat Navs

Hope springs eternal, unfortunately it springs from a well poisoned with Jim Jones' Kool Aid

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Time Is Speeding Up In Relation To Corruption. Hold On Tight.

Those who fail to understand mystery are doomed to crack it

When selling your soul it's important to remember that there is no buy back clause in the contract

the currency of the future will be memory

We only set the clocks back and forth in the arrogant belief we have some influence with almighty Time.

Unrequited love is quantum romance

I obviously invented Solipsism

In the 18th Century William Blake saw Heaven in a grain of sand. Most people nowadays can't even see the writing on the wall.

Without Intelligent Design there could be no stupidity

Jay-Z and Kanye West are to authentic rap culture what diseased rates were to 14th century Europeans

Perfection in art is a crime against humanity. Perfect humanity in crime is art

You Won't Be Thanked For Kicking Down The Doors of Perception And Revealing Infinity To Others.

In The Past, Andy Warhol Will Be Psychic For 15 seconds

For some it is harder to wake up to the truth of life than it is to fall into the sleep of death

Atheists are the most faithful people I ever met

The body politic: the slow agonizing death of demarcation & the quick Caesarian section birth of chaos.

Creativity is our only weapon against entropy

The obsession with the afterlife is born of a panic at not having memories of a before-life.

Both precious and absurd, this tightrope of existence we walk in both directions; strung only on a rhythm of heartbeats across a void

Expect the unexpected like a chain smoking, hard drinking, monochrome world dwelling Noir Detective

Lots of people are lost. Very few of them will defy their ego and ask for directions

Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks

It Takes 17 Muscles To Smile and 42 To Frown ... It Takes Only 13 Muscles to Throw A Molotov Cocktail

Give me a defiant poseur over a trendsetter any day. The poseur understands the absurdity of trends

The audience is now fully interactive, unfortunately the spectacle is a corpse

life is simply a vacation from the infinite