Natasha Leggero Quotes
Top 48 wise famous quotes and sayings by Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggero Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.
Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?
I was very lucky when I started doing comedy because I hadn't seen much stand-up. I just got up on stage and did it without thinking.
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until you're a mother.'
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon circumstances.
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.