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Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A mentally-unchained physically-chained man is more free than a physically-unchained mentally-chained man. A mentally-unchained physically-chained man is more free than a physically-unchained mentally-chained man.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before ... without them noticing. Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before ... without them noticing.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Profitable bookstores sell books. Unprofitable book sellers store books. Profitable bookstores sell books. Unprofitable book sellers store books.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for. In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves ... and other animals. Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves ... and other animals.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood. To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful ... in the eyes of the remote holder. The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful ... in the eyes of the remote holder.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: To a misogynist: To err is woman. To a misogynist: To err is woman.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks. An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A soldier is a killer painted hero. A soldier is a killer painted hero.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: He who says that someone isn't himself is a victim of statistics. He who says that someone isn't himself is a victim of statistics.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Self-employment killed the weekend. Self-employment killed the weekend.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them. A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Following is easy. Being followed is hard. Following is easy. Being followed is hard.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person's attempt to appear in control. Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person's attempt to appear in control.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision. People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future. The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Growing up is childish. Growing up is childish.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef. The are two types of vegetarians: (1) those who have beef with chicken; and (2) those who are too chicken to have beef.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite. Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others. Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about. An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want. Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn't choose where he was born; and where he was born didn't choose him. He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn't choose where he was born; and where he was born didn't choose him.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video). We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video).
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding. The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up. A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Reality is in the hand of the masturbator. Reality is in the hand of the masturbator.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections. Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: If human beings were made in such a way that we believed only what is true, sane people would have been in the minority. If human beings were made in such a way that we believed only what is true, sane people would have been in the minority.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren. As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Live each day as if it is your last. Most days you will be wrong. Live each day as if it is your last. Most days you will be wrong.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Life begins with pregnancy. Fuck 40. Life begins with pregnancy. Fuck 40.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands. Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time. The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist. In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Creating is the closest thing to being immortal. Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The fear of failure is a liability. The fear of failure is a liability.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs. Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.). Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Weekends are an employee's parole. Weekends are an employee's parole.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: 98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. 98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Death penalty is the number one killer of killers. Death penalty is the number one killer of killers.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist. To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one's emotions' attempt to contaminate one's opinions. Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one's emotions' attempt to contaminate one's opinions.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Faeces by any other name would smell as gross Faeces by any other name would smell as gross
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of. I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves. Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron. Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours. Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned. The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: We are quantity-obsessed: Instead of living for 30 pleasant years (and then calling it a life), most people would rather live for 80 unpleasant years. We are quantity-obsessed: Instead of living for 30 pleasant years (and then calling it a life), most people would rather live for 80 unpleasant years.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with. A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Life isn't really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime. Life isn't really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy. Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health. Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Not all 'whites' are racists. Not all racists are 'white. Not all 'whites' are racists. Not all racists are 'white.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs. Weekends are life's gift to those who hate their jobs.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been. When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A minimalist does not charge you for what he did. He charges you for what he did not do. A minimalist does not charge you for what he did. He charges you for what he did not do.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime. Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: You can only be twice someone's age once. You can only be twice someone's age once.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Most people can't stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them. Most people can't stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry. Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday. Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities' uniform. Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities' uniform.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure. Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work. We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: 12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more. 12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear. A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned. Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation. Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Using money in one's attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one's attempt to put an end to xenophobia. Using money in one's attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one's attempt to put an end to xenophobia.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you. Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout. Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does. A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership. Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt. Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation. Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page. Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job. To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear. Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys. Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we'd all be born in pairs; as couples. Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we'd all be born in pairs; as couples.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard. Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: The news is glorified gossip. The news is glorified gossip.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee's dream on hold. A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee's dream on hold.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana quotes: In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man. In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.