There can't be a quarrel without two parties, and I won't be one. I will be a friend to you in spite of you. So now you know what you've got to expect — Charles Dickens
We have to stop optimizing for programmers and start optimizing for users. — Jeff Atwood
I make more money selling advice than following it — Malcolm Forbes
I could tell you that dying's an art / and I am learning fast. — Stephen King
Those of you who have fallen prey to any kind of addiction, there is hope because God loves all of His children — M. Russell Ballard