I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan. 
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.
What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'? 
We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. 
He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask. 
He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan. 
Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. 
You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' ! 
These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels. 