Mickey Rivers Quotes

Top 17 wise famous quotes and sayings by Mickey Rivers

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Mickey Rivers quotes: I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan. I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
Mickey Rivers quotes: He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers quotes: It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
Mickey Rivers quotes: Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are. Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.
Mickey Rivers quotes: What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'? What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
Mickey Rivers quotes: We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes. We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
Mickey Rivers quotes: He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask. He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
Mickey Rivers quotes: He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan. He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
Mickey Rivers quotes: Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding. Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
Mickey Rivers quotes: You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' ! You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !
Mickey Rivers quotes: These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels. These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.