Mickey Rivers Quotes

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

Out of what ... a thousand?

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

You'd better stop readin' and writin' and start hittin' !

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.