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Michael R. Underwood quotes: Are you serious? This is some Rylan Star League ridiculousness.

Are you serious? This is some Rylan Star League ridiculousness.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...

That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...

Michael R. Underwood quotes: Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.

Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.

Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: But I tell you what - if you come across a farm boy and an old wizard, shiv them, take their horses, and go make your own destiny.

But I tell you what - if you come across a farm boy and an old wizard, shiv them, take their horses, and go make your own destiny.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.

Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: The trick is learning which what goes where and does what." "That was some Tennant-level vaguebabble.

The trick is learning which what goes where and does what." "That was some Tennant-level vaguebabble.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: I've got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?

I've got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?

Michael R. Underwood quotes: So, how bad of an idea is it to go there? On a scale of cooking-whithout-a-shirt to being-an-evil-priest-in-an-Alexandre-Dumas-book?

So, how bad of an idea is it to go there? On a scale of cooking-whithout-a-shirt to being-an-evil-priest-in-an-Alexandre-Dumas-book?

Michael R. Underwood quotes: I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.

I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

Michael R. Underwood quotes: Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.

Right now. Living. Aiming to misbehave or just trying not to fade away.