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Michael McIntyre quotes: I had a much better fantasy life, than a real life.

I had a much better fantasy life, than a real life.

Michael McIntyre quotes: There are only two conditions where you're allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it's snowing or the death of a celebrity.

There are only two conditions where you're allowed to wake up a woman on a lie-in: it's snowing or the death of a celebrity.

Michael McIntyre quotes: So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.

So you're mother? Nice to put a name to a face.

Michael McIntyre quotes: Normally you have news, weather and travel ... but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.

Normally you have news, weather and travel ... but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.

Michael McIntyre quotes: I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.

I'm glad Carol Vorderman has left Countdown, I mean it's not like she did much. She was effectively just an autistic shelf-stacker.