
What really grabs me about living in Tucson is the color beige.

I wanted to be a painter.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.

Yeah, I don't deal with current events or pop culture, and I avoid politics like the plague.

You ever try to go a day without judgment?

I just don't want anyone messing around with my pure smoking pleasure.

Now interpersonal politics ... that's what it's all about.

Milkmen seem so wholesome, and there's no way anybody can be that wholesome.

People get really caught up in their own trips.

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

I am too old for an eyebrow piercing but too young for an eyebrow lift.

People are essentially red meat. They are.

I imagine I'll continue on doing it for many years to come.

People are going to behave however the social norms permit, and beyond that.