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Matt Groening quotes: In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers. In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers.
Matt Groening quotes: You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail.
Matt Groening quotes: Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career. Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
Matt Groening quotes: Everybody is clever, just in their own ways Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
Matt Groening quotes: Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
Matt Groening quotes: You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it. You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.
Matt Groening quotes: Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist. Judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Matt Groening quotes: 'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy. 'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.
Matt Groening quotes: I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it. I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
Matt Groening quotes: When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Matt Groening quotes: We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so. We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.
Matt Groening quotes: Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix. Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
Matt Groening quotes: I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
Matt Groening quotes: I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great. I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
Matt Groening quotes: I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Matt Groening quotes: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry! Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
Matt Groening quotes: Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.
Matt Groening quotes: Being a good embalmer is a thankless job. Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
Matt Groening quotes: I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain. I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
Matt Groening quotes: Batman's a scientist. Batman's a scientist.
Matt Groening quotes: It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have. It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
Matt Groening quotes: Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
Matt Groening quotes: You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson) You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)
Matt Groening quotes: Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line. Oftentimes, what seems to be a street lunatic charging at me spouting gibberish turns out to be a devoted 'Simpsons' fan quoting their favorite line.
Matt Groening quotes: I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Matt Groening quotes: I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Matt Groening quotes: Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Matt Groening quotes: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
Matt Groening quotes: Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you! - Russ Cargill Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you!
- Russ Cargill
Matt Groening quotes: Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention. Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
Matt Groening quotes: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.Homer Simpson You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes. Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
Matt Groening quotes: When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening quotes: Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Matt Groening quotes: One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie! One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
Matt Groening quotes: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor. When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
Matt Groening quotes: Si vas a hacer trampa, hazla con todas tus fuerzas Si vas a hacer trampa, hazla con todas tus fuerzas
Matt Groening quotes: 'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show. 'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
Matt Groening quotes: A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things
Matt Groening quotes: We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
Matt Groening quotes: My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived". My life changed when I was able to not only get seated in nice restaurants, I was given free appetizers. That was like, "Oh, my God, I've arrived".
Matt Groening quotes: I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.Homer Simpson I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done. You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
Matt Groening quotes: Me fail english? Thats unpossible. Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Matt Groening quotes: How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed? How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
Matt Groening quotes: People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher. People go into cartooning because they're shy and they're angry. That's when you're sitting in the back of a classroom drawing the teacher.
Matt Groening quotes: Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either. Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.
Matt Groening quotes: Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it. Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it.
Matt Groening quotes: Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address. Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Matt Groening quotes: I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me. I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
Matt Groening quotes: I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go. I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.
Matt Groening quotes: Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else. Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.
Matt Groening quotes: I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult. I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.
Matt Groening quotes: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!Homer Simpson This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.Homer Simpson I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson) When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson)
Matt Groening quotes: Stop thinking about fun and have itHomer Simpson Stop thinking about fun and have it
Homer Simpson
Matt Groening quotes: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Matt Groening quotes: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Matt Groening quotes: Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
Matt Groening quotes: As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me. As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.
Matt Groening quotes: The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat. The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.
Matt Groening quotes: I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time. I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.
Matt Groening quotes: Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree! Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree!
Matt Groening quotes: No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you. No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.
Matt Groening quotes: Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked. Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.
Matt Groening quotes: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Matt Groening quotes: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness. Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
Matt Groening quotes: The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid. The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
Matt Groening quotes: For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin. For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.
Matt Groening quotes: When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries. When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.
Matt Groening quotes: But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism! But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
Matt Groening quotes: Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.Reverend Lovejoy Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Reverend Lovejoy
Matt Groening quotes: Welcome to Suckersville, man. Welcome to Suckersville, man.
Matt Groening quotes: Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening quotes: If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain. If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
Matt Groening quotes: Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Matt Groening quotes: Did you hear something?""No.""Did I hear something?"" ... I don't know ... Did you hear something?"
"No."
"Did I hear something?"
" ... I don't know ...
Matt Groening quotes: I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows? I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
Matt Groening quotes: English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Matt Groening quotes: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Matt Groening quotes: My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'
Matt Groening quotes: I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day. I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.
Matt Groening quotes: But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Matt Groening quotes: I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor. I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.
Matt Groening quotes: I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.
Matt Groening quotes: Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Matt Groening quotes: Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney. Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
Matt Groening quotes: I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun. I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
Matt Groening quotes: Don't have a cow, man. Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening quotes: I'm a writer who just happens to draw. I'm a writer who just happens to draw.
Matt Groening quotes: Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy? Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?
Matt Groening quotes: The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too. The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
Matt Groening quotes: I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Matt Groening quotes: I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Matt Groening quotes: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.Mr. Burns Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
Mr. Burns
Matt Groening quotes: If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in. If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
Matt Groening quotes: To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems To alcohol! The cause of ... and solution to ... all of life's problems

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