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Lisa Lampanelli quotes: Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.

Lisa Lampanelli quotes: I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

Lisa Lampanelli quotes: Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

Lisa Lampanelli quotes: Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe

Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.