Lewis Grizzard Quotes
Top 35 wise famous quotes and sayings by Lewis Grizzard
Lewis Grizzard Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Lewis Grizzard on Wise Famous Quotes.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
I get letters from people who say, 'What have you got against women?' What could I possibly have against women? I've married three of them.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.