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Lemony Snicket quotes: They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide. Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable place to hide.
Lemony Snicket quotes: This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast? This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?
Lemony Snicket quotes: Showing up early is one of the signs of a noble person ... Showing up early is one of the signs of a noble person ...
Lemony Snicket quotes: We've discovered a way to dilute We've discovered a way to dilute
Lemony Snicket quotes: There are some things you cannot explain to anyone, even when they have been explained to you, over and over, almost since the day you were born. There are some things you cannot explain to anyone, even when they have been explained to you, over and over, almost since the day you were born.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Fight Fire with Fire Fight Fire with Fire
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read. It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs
Lemony Snicket quotes: Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just knowing that they could read made the Baudelaire orphans feel as if their wretched lives could be a little brighter. Just knowing that they could read made the Baudelaire orphans feel as if their wretched lives could be a little brighter.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence. Keep anyone with whom you can read in silence.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Respecting one's elders is difficult enough, but when they are soaked with water and have proved themselves to be dishonest, it is nearly impossible. Respecting one's elders is difficult enough, but when they are soaked with water and have proved themselves to be dishonest, it is nearly impossible.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Those two Quagmires will whisk and whisk until they are simply whisked away. Those two Quagmires will whisk and whisk until they are simply whisked away.
Lemony Snicket quotes: As I'm sure you know, to be in one's own room, in one's own bed, can often make a bleak situation a little better. As I'm sure you know, to be in one's own room, in one's own bed, can often make a bleak situation a little better.
Lemony Snicket quotes: You're noble enough, Baudelaires. That's all we can ask for in this world. You're noble enough, Baudelaires. That's all we can ask for in this world.
Lemony Snicket quotes: There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself. It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I get a small quiver of shame in my stomach whenever I remember it. I get a small quiver of shame in my stomach whenever I remember it.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I have a long list of things I'd rather not do. I have a long list of things I'd rather not do.
Lemony Snicket quotes: But there are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them But there are many things in life that become different if you take a long look at them
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring. It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.
Lemony Snicket quotes: To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left. To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.
Lemony Snicket quotes: This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you. This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
Lemony Snicket quotes: The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done. The mind has a thousand eyes, and the heart has one:yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done.
Lemony Snicket quotes: There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway. There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but insists on doing so anyway.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is not enough in this world to be kindhearted, particularly if you are responsible for keeping children out of danger. It is not enough in this world to be kindhearted, particularly if you are responsible for keeping children out of danger.
Lemony Snicket quotes: She wouldn't have to be lying to be wrong. She wouldn't have to be lying to be wrong.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves. Stretched out in front of me was my time as an adult, and then a skeleton, and then nothing except perhaps a few books on a few shelves.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later. Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day. Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.
Lemony Snicket quotes: There are almost as many kinds of libraries as there are kinds of readers. There are almost as many kinds of libraries as there are kinds of readers.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them. Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them.
Lemony Snicket quotes: -the phrase "lion's share" here means "the biggest part" and has nothing to do with lions or sharing- -the phrase "lion's share" here means "the biggest part" and has nothing to do with lions or sharing-
Lemony Snicket quotes: Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon. Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Even the most ridiculous of stories can contain a grain of truth. Even the most ridiculous of stories can contain a grain of truth.
Lemony Snicket quotes: A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out. A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger. Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books. Of course you can trust me," Jake Hix said. "We read the same books.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume. Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.
Lemony Snicket quotes: People who think nothing could go wrong are usually disappointed. People who think nothing could go wrong are usually disappointed.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So
Lemony Snicket quotes: A wonderful laugh is no excuse for villainous behavior! A wonderful laugh is no excuse for villainous behavior!
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is always better to ask a question than to answer one. It is always better to ask a question than to answer one.
Lemony Snicket quotes: You're just jealous of me because I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian! You're just jealous of me because I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because you can picture something does not make it so. Just because you can picture something does not make it so.
Lemony Snicket quotes: The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed. The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I write storys to entertain not to be the best I write storys to entertain not to be the best
Lemony Snicket quotes: I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
Lemony Snicket quotes: You know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. You know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Defenestration" is Defenestration" is
Lemony Snicket quotes: I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do. I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion. If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It's like peeling an onion.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good. Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's nonsense. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it's nonsense.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Accidents happen all the time. Accidents happen all the time.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Memento Mori' means 'Remember you will die. Memento Mori' means 'Remember you will die.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Very lovely indeed - Quigley responding to Violet's comment about the view, while actually looking at her. Very lovely indeed
- Quigley responding to Violet's comment about the view, while actually looking at her.
Lemony Snicket quotes: She crawled in front of the Baudelaires' guardian and bared her teeth at Captain Sham. She crawled in front of the Baudelaires' guardian and bared her teeth at Captain Sham.
Lemony Snicket quotes: We're an invincible army, but not a victorious one. We're an invincible army, but not a victorious one.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century. I don't think people have made staples by hand since the fifteenth century.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I stayed up all night reading. I stayed up all night reading.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist. Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.
Lemony Snicket quotes: But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul. But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul.
Lemony Snicket quotes: And Sunny crawled around solemnly biting each of Edgar and Albert's shoes, leaving small teeth marks in each one so she would not be forgotten. And Sunny crawled around solemnly biting each of Edgar and Albert's shoes, leaving small teeth marks in each one so she would not be forgotten.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down If you wish to avoid an unpleasant story you had best put this book down
Lemony Snicket quotes: I'm not smart, Snicket. I don't ask the right questions and I never find the right answers. I'm not smart, Snicket. I don't ask the right questions and I never find the right answers.
Lemony Snicket quotes: You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment. You cannot wait for an untroubled world to have an untroubled moment.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery. If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I guess we'll be traveling in uncharted waters.""That'll be fun," Phil said. I guess we'll be traveling in uncharted waters."
"That'll be fun," Phil said.
Lemony Snicket quotes: No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways. No, no,' Phil Said. 'It's fine. I've never liked my left leg so much, anyways.
Lemony Snicket quotes: In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around. In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce! I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!
Lemony Snicket quotes: Being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone. Being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Lemony Snicket quotes: For sapphires we are held in here. Only you can end our fear." Violet said. "Until dawn comes we cannot speak. No words can come from this sad beak. For sapphires we are held in here. Only you can end our fear." Violet said. "Until dawn comes we cannot speak. No words can come from this sad beak.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It was impossible to tame, like leeches. It was impossible to tame, like leeches.
Lemony Snicket quotes: There's a lot that doesn't make sense There's a lot that doesn't make sense
Lemony Snicket quotes: O matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told. O matter how much one reads, the whole story can never be told.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries. Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room. Hal is on his way. The nurse announced reentering the room.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason. Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows, they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.
Lemony Snicket quotes: When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves. Appearance matters a great deal because you can often tell a lot about people by looking at how they present themselves.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Aunt Josephine had been so careful to avoid anything that she thought might harm her, but harm had still come her way. Aunt Josephine had been so careful to avoid anything that she thought might harm her, but harm had still come her way.
Lemony Snicket quotes: What do your parents know, about surviving? What do your parents know, about surviving?
Lemony Snicket quotes: supervision - sprinkling supervision - sprinkling
Lemony Snicket quotes: If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough. If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough.
Lemony Snicket quotes: For Beatrice, our love broke my heart,and stopped yours. For Beatrice, our love broke my heart,
and stopped yours.
Lemony Snicket quotes: I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself. I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself.
Lemony Snicket quotes: The difference between the two sides of the schism, is that one side puts out fires, and the other starts them. The difference between the two sides of the schism, is that one side puts out fires, and the other starts them.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true. Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families. It was another thing you didn't learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business. It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business.
Lemony Snicket quotes: It is remarkable that different people will have different thoughts when they look at the same thing. It is remarkable that different people will have different thoughts when they look at the same thing.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by. Get out of my way, you cakesniffers! said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Baudelaire orphans aside as she dashed by.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course. Just because something is traditional is no reason to do it, of course.
Lemony Snicket quotes: Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure. Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.

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