You can try to distract me with your kisses, sir, but I will come through with the goods in the end.
If I could retrieve my words I would, grab them out of the sky and hide them where they can't be seen.
I'm glad we're sitting here now. Even if it does smell like a grandma convention.
Sometimes stupid is all we've got.
She's bucktoothed to an unfortunate degree. 
The colour is terrible on her. She could have been dead for ten days. In the water. 
I should change my job title to Retail Psychologist and get some impressive letter after my name. 
It's never nice to admit we don't know our friends as well as we thought we did. 
We're going bowling?' I can't keep the disappointment of of my voice. Bowling is not badass. 
You're good for me," I say. "The light to my shade.""Then you're the night to my day. A person needs both, you know.
It's unfortunate that the more annoyed she gets, the prettier she looks. 