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Learn all the rules ... then break them.

My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

Guns don't kill, people do.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men.

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

It's really not enough to just have black women. A really good idea could be to comment on how they are treated by society.