Larry The Cable Guy Quotes
Top 39 wise famous quotes and sayings by Larry The Cable Guy
Larry The Cable Guy Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Larry The Cable Guy on Wise Famous Quotes.
I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."
I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you can. I just think that's the right thing to do.
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.
I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.
When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating!
I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.
We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend.
I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.
I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT.
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.
I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it.
I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life.