Larry The Cable Guy Quotes

Top 39 wise famous quotes and sayings by Larry The Cable Guy

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Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life. I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how I lead my own life.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it. I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS. I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person. I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say. I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs. I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: When you're married with kids, you just think differently. When you're married with kids, you just think differently.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff. I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh. I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend. We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about. I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT. I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: He who laughs last, thinks slowest. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different. I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I'm not a party guy, and I'm not a Hollywood guy, either. I'm not a party guy, and I'm not a Hollywood guy, either.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I'm more of a rodeo type guy. I'm more of a rodeo type guy.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: Remember, half the people you know are below average. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there. I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person. I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
Larry The Cable Guy quotes: I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech. I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.