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Larry Correia quotes: Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell.

Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell.

Larry Correia quotes: Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity.

Larry Correia quotes: Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist!

Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist!

Larry Correia quotes: Frankly, some of the dumbest sons of bitches he'd ever met had been the ones with the fanciest educations and the most degrees framed on the wall.

Frankly, some of the dumbest sons of bitches he'd ever met had been the ones with the fanciest educations and the most degrees framed on the wall.

Larry Correia quotes: With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless.

With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless.

Larry Correia quotes: Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit.

Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit.

Larry Correia quotes: The Mythbusters had nothing on our guys. "I'm

The Mythbusters had nothing on our guys. "I'm

Larry Correia quotes: I'm not in the redemption business

I'm not in the redemption business

Larry Correia quotes: Hello there!" Cleasby called. "Is anyone home?" "Bravo, sir," Thorny said. "If it's an ambush, that certainly put them off their game.

Hello there!" Cleasby called. "Is anyone home?" "Bravo, sir," Thorny said. "If it's an ambush, that certainly put them off their game.

Larry Correia quotes: I think that the law isn't about words on paper. It's about doing what's right,

I think that the law isn't about words on paper. It's about doing what's right,

Larry Correia quotes: So did you score with your friend's dead mom ?

So did you score with your friend's dead mom ?

Larry Correia quotes: Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.

Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.

Larry Correia quotes: As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.

As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things.

Larry Correia quotes: The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking.

The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking.

Larry Correia quotes: Chupacabras do not normally attack people.

Chupacabras do not normally attack people.

Larry Correia quotes: [W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.

[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.

Larry Correia quotes: Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers?

Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers?

Larry Correia quotes: Up to ninety percent of a politician's time is absorbed just doing fund-raising. That's

Up to ninety percent of a politician's time is absorbed just doing fund-raising. That's

Larry Correia quotes: I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker.

I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker.

Larry Correia quotes: You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back," I said, shrugging. "Then you punch the abyss in the face.

You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back," I said, shrugging. "Then you punch the abyss in the face.

Larry Correia quotes: You think it's because of the girl. Grant probably thinks it's because of the girl too. That's because you're both idiots.

You think it's because of the girl. Grant probably thinks it's because of the girl too. That's because you're both idiots.

Larry Correia quotes: Nothing a wrench to the face couldn't fix." Heinrich answered. "But I suppose a wrench to the face solves most personnel issues.

Nothing a wrench to the face couldn't fix." Heinrich answered. "But I suppose a wrench to the face solves most personnel issues.

Larry Correia quotes: He went back to being a unremarkable part of the command center, like a particularly dangerous chair.

He went back to being a unremarkable part of the command center, like a particularly dangerous chair.

Larry Correia quotes: Why can't we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street?

Why can't we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street?

Larry Correia quotes: You only understand the concept of victory. Makeda does not comprehend the concept of defeat.

You only understand the concept of victory. Makeda does not comprehend the concept of defeat.

Larry Correia quotes: There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony.

There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony.

Larry Correia quotes: Canada? Please. That's like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup.

Canada? Please. That's like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup.

Larry Correia quotes: Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League

Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League

Larry Correia quotes: It's time to go. We'll continue this therapy session later." "So you're my therapist now?" "Apparently, I'm a life coach for idiots.

It's time to go. We'll continue this therapy session later." "So you're my therapist now?" "Apparently, I'm a life coach for idiots.

Larry Correia quotes: Like we could buy Idaho kind of money.

Like we could buy Idaho kind of money.

Larry Correia quotes: I didn't even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something.

I didn't even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something.

Larry Correia quotes: This won't hurt a bit. Well, actually it'll probably hurt like a son of a bitch. Bite down on something, she suggested.

This won't hurt a bit. Well, actually it'll probably hurt like a son of a bitch. Bite down on something, she suggested.

Larry Correia quotes: Orders were often given by those who lacked imagination.

Orders were often given by those who lacked imagination.

Larry Correia quotes: When monsters have nightmares, they're dreaming about us. - MHI Company Handbook

When monsters have nightmares, they're dreaming about us. - MHI Company Handbook

Larry Correia quotes: But like they say, if an idea's stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid,

But like they say, if an idea's stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid,

Larry Correia quotes: Legible penmanship is a sign of a boring mind.

Legible penmanship is a sign of a boring mind.

Larry Correia quotes: The government was the most merciless monster he'd ever dealt with, and it was the only one that he could never truly beat.

The government was the most merciless monster he'd ever dealt with, and it was the only one that he could never truly beat.

Larry Correia quotes: Pangborn took the satchel by the straps. "What is it?" "A bomb." The mechanic's eyes widened. "Thanks?

Pangborn took the satchel by the straps. "What is it?" "A bomb." The mechanic's eyes widened. "Thanks?

Larry Correia quotes: A wise man once told me that the place where they make law is the place where they're the least likely to obey it,

A wise man once told me that the place where they make law is the place where they're the least likely to obey it,

Larry Correia quotes: Holy shit! I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch.

Holy shit! I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch.

Larry Correia quotes: I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.

I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.

Larry Correia quotes: Now it is mine." "I only dropped it because I got shot in the neck!" "That is no excuse for sloppy weapon retention," Acosta replied. "It

Now it is mine." "I only dropped it because I got shot in the neck!" "That is no excuse for sloppy weapon retention," Acosta replied. "It

Larry Correia quotes: Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.

Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.