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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The men wore loose loincloths that did little to conceal penes like pendulums on grandfather clocks. There The men wore loose loincloths that did little to conceal penes like pendulums on grandfather clocks. There
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: No," said Trout, "for delighting Jesus Christ by shooting dead a doctor coming to work in anabortion mill. No," said Trout, "for delighting Jesus Christ by shooting dead a doctor coming to work in an
abortion mill.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The horse jumped over the fucking fence. The horse jumped over the fucking fence.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: They were grainy things, soot and chalk. They could have been anybody. They were grainy things, soot and chalk. They could have been anybody.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: america...is the interplay of three hundred million rube goldberg contraptions invented only yesterday america...is the interplay of three hundred million rube goldberg contraptions invented only yesterday
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Nice, nice, very nice. Nice, nice, very nice.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: How embarrassing it is to be human. How embarrassing it is to be human.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Tiger got to hunt Tiger got to hunt
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: No damn cat, and no damn cradle. No damn cat, and no damn cradle.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Money is dehydrated utopia. Money is dehydrated utopia.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: To be dead and to eat at the same time. To be dead and to eat at the same time.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: A dinosaur was a reptile A dinosaur was a reptile
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I could carve a better man out of a banana. I could carve a better man out of a banana.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The hinged clogs were transforming his feet into blood puddings. The hinged clogs were transforming his feet into blood puddings.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Pay no attention when I laugh," I begged him. "I'm a notorious pervert in that respect. Pay no attention when I laugh," I begged him. "I'm a notorious pervert in that respect.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: No trouble. There really isn't a heck of a lot to the job. No trouble. There really isn't a heck of a lot to the job.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: only nutcases want to be president. only nutcases want to be president.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: What kind of an animal would do such a thing? The old me, I think. *** What kind of an animal would do such a thing? The old me, I think. ***
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Don't truth me, [...] and I won't truth you. Don't truth me, [...] and I won't truth you.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: To be or not to be" was the telephone number of the municipal gas chambers of the Federal Bureau of Termination. To be or not to be" was the telephone number of the municipal gas chambers of the Federal Bureau of Termination.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: To all my friends and enemies in the buckeye state. Come on over. There's room for everybody in Shangri-La. To all my friends and enemies in the buckeye state. Come on over. There's room for everybody in Shangri-La.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Love may fail, but courtesy will prevail. Love may fail, but courtesy will prevail.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Give me knowledge or give me death. Give me knowledge or give me death.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: ... lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. ... lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Billy was unconscious for two days after that, and he dreamed millions of things, some of them true. The true things were time-travel. Billy was unconscious for two days after that, and he dreamed millions of things, some of them true. The true things were time-travel.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: People aren't supposed to look back. People aren't supposed to look back.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: This is Kurt Vonnegut in the effing state-of-the-art lethal injection facility in Huntsville, effing, Texas signing off. This is Kurt Vonnegut in the effing state-of-the-art lethal injection facility in Huntsville, effing, Texas signing off.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. I I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. I
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I do realize that I am a very slow realizer. I do realize that I am a very slow realizer.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: This wearied me, but then, almost everything about the modern world wearies me. I This wearied me, but then, almost everything about the modern world wearies me. I
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: We could have saved it, but we were too doggone cheap. We could have saved it, but we were too doggone cheap.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Enjoy the little things in life because one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things. Enjoy the little things in life because one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I was thrilled, heartbroken, hilarious, insane. I was thrilled, heartbroken, hilarious, insane.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: You can ask, but you surely know I won't tell you You can ask, but you surely know I won't tell you
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: For having the courage to tell the truth during the war when everybody else was telling lies For having the courage to tell the truth during the war when everybody else was telling lies
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: This is my first visit." "It's This is my first visit." "It's
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The phrase reeked of cannibalism. The phrase reeked of cannibalism.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: There was more. There was always more. There was more. There was always more.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Everybody on earth was a robot, with one exception - Dwayne Hoover. Everybody on earth was a robot, with one exception - Dwayne Hoover.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: And so it goes... And so it goes...
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: sinookas, the tendrils of my life, sinookas, the tendrils of my life,
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: His fingers made the string figure called a 'cat's cradle. His fingers made the string figure called a 'cat's cradle.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: It snapped in juicy protest. It snapped in juicy protest.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: My name is Yon Yonson,I work in Wisconsin My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Busy, busy, busy. Busy, busy, busy.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I'm in the middle of a sentence," I said. "Who isn't?" she I'm in the middle of a sentence," I said. "Who isn't?" she
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: That you admire pure hearts and heroes, that you love good and evil, and that you believe in romance. That you admire pure hearts and heroes, that you love good and evil, and that you believe in romance.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The function of art is to make people like life more than they do. The function of art is to make people like life more than they do.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: You're not a bad sort, you know, " he said, "particularly when you forget who you are. You're not a bad sort, you know, " he said, "particularly when you forget who you are.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Everybody should be buried with somebody else, just about anybody else, whenever feasible. Everybody should be buried with somebody else, just about anybody else, whenever feasible.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Lonesome, no more! Lonesome, no more!
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The arts..are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. The arts..are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: If God were alive today, He'd be an atheist. If God were alive today, He'd be an atheist.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Don't kiss me now - here comes somebody. Don't kiss me now - here comes somebody.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: That's a fugging shame, That's a fugging shame,
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: All men are jerks, all women are psychotic. All men are jerks, all women are psychotic.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Science is magic that works. Science is magic that works.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Just because something can reproduce, that doesn't mean it should reproduce. Just because something can reproduce, that doesn't mean it should reproduce.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: It's embarrassing to be human. It's embarrassing to be human.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Whenever I ask a question, and the pain comes, I know I have asked a really good question. Whenever I ask a question, and the pain comes, I know I have asked a really good question.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Why me?" he asked the guard. The guard shoved him back into ranks. "Vy you? Vy anybody?" he said. Why me?" he asked the guard. The guard shoved him back into ranks. "Vy you? Vy anybody?" he said.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Farewell, hello, farewell, hello. Farewell, hello, farewell, hello.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Everything that ever was always will be, and everything that ever will be always was. Everything that ever was always will be, and everything that ever will be always was.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: You are entitled to wonder. I'm not. You are entitled to wonder. I'm not.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off. A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: God never wrote a good play in his life. God never wrote a good play in his life.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The question is, rather, whether or not America is to enter a new and distressing phase of history where men no longer pursue happiness but buy it. The question is, rather, whether or not America is to enter a new and distressing phase of history where men no longer pursue happiness but buy it.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Nowhere has the number zero been more of philosophical value Nowhere has the number zero been more of philosophical value
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Whoever it was - he was one of the most vicious sons of bitches who ever lived. Whoever it was - he was one of the most vicious sons of bitches who ever lived.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Nothing in this book is true. Nothing in this book is true.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Everything is nothing, with a twist. Everything is nothing, with a twist.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: End of the world delight End of the world delight
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Billy Pilgrim tried hard to care. Billy Pilgrim tried hard to care.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I can have oodles of charm when I want to. I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree. The There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree. The
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: For reasons obvious to us all, this galaxy is dissolved! For reasons obvious to us all, this galaxy is dissolved!
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The cattle are lowingThe baby awakesBut the little Lord JesusNo crying He makes The cattle are lowing
The baby awakes
But the little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: You can learn all kinds of habits quickly under martial law. The You can learn all kinds of habits quickly under martial law. The
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: God damn it, you've got to be kind. God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Goodbye blue Monday. Goodbye blue Monday.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: How did I get so old? How did I get so old?
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: You want to know why I don't have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don't fuck around. It's as simple as that. Trout You want to know why I don't have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don't fuck around. It's as simple as that. Trout
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: People are unkind sometimes without meaning to be. People are unkind sometimes without meaning to be.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: The fact that human beings are now the only animals left on Earth, I confess, seems a confusing sort of victory. The fact that human beings are now the only animals left on Earth, I confess, seems a confusing sort of victory.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I was about to be attacked by a Doberman pinscher. He was a leading character in an earlier version of this book. *** I was about to be attacked by a Doberman pinscher. He was a leading character in an earlier version of this book. ***
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Billy Pilgrim, there in the creekbed, thought he, Billy Pilgrim, was turning to steam painlessly. Billy Pilgrim, there in the creekbed, thought he, Billy Pilgrim, was turning to steam painlessly.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: If you can do no good, at least do no harm. If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: All this happened, more or less. All this happened, more or less.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: And I became a non-person in the Boston fog, and Lufthansa put me in a limousine with other non-persons and sent us to a motel for a non-night. And I became a non-person in the Boston fog, and Lufthansa put me in a limousine with other non-persons and sent us to a motel for a non-night.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I'm not the Ambassador," said Crosby. "I wish I was, but I'm just a plain, ordinary business man. I'm not the Ambassador," said Crosby. "I wish I was, but I'm just a plain, ordinary business man.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: TV is an eraser. TV is an eraser.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Here is a crazy thing we could actually do, probably, but we would never do it, of course. It's just fun to think about. Here is a crazy thing we could actually do, probably, but we would never do it, of course. It's just fun to think about.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Western Civilization rests on great men, and nothing else. And we are no longer producing great men. Western Civilization rests on great men, and nothing else. And we are no longer producing great men.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: stationery of Magnum Opus, stationery of Magnum Opus,
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Money can be a great comfort sometimes. Money can be a great comfort sometimes.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I thought the worst of everyone. I thought the worst of everyone.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Little Newt snorted. "Religion!""Beg your pardon?" Castle said. "See the cat?" asked Newt. "See the cradle? Little Newt snorted. "Religion!"
"Beg your pardon?" Castle said.
"See the cat?" asked Newt. "See the cradle?
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: I am a brother to writers everywhere. I am a brother to writers everywhere.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: Dammit, you've got to be kind. Dammit, you've got to be kind.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. quotes: in nonsense is strength in nonsense is strength

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