Kristen Schaal Quotes

Top 43 wise famous quotes and sayings by Kristen Schaal

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Kristen Schaal quotes: As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex. As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex.
Kristen Schaal quotes: A kiss is like a fight, with mouths. A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up. Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies. Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
Kristen Schaal quotes: If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on. If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome. I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Kristen Schaal quotes: This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her. This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.
Kristen Schaal quotes: In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise. In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.
Kristen Schaal quotes: All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground. All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I've been lucky. The projects I've gotten to work on are projects I'd want to watch myself. That's what I try to shoot for. I've been lucky. The projects I've gotten to work on are projects I'd want to watch myself. That's what I try to shoot for.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life. I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
Kristen Schaal quotes: No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me. No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.
Kristen Schaal quotes: At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go. Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.
Kristen Schaal quotes: My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.' My sensibilities are like, 'I want it to be weirder.'
Kristen Schaal quotes: I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model. I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids. I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
Kristen Schaal quotes: One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility! One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
Kristen Schaal quotes: I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else. I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I'm not really a control person, and I'm a big believer in collaboration. I like to have a friend. I'm not really a control person, and I'm a big believer in collaboration. I like to have a friend.
Kristen Schaal quotes: If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
Kristen Schaal quotes: It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity. It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity.
Kristen Schaal quotes: I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world! I'm just happy our nations are on the same page of keeping shitty reality TV on the air. Small world!
Kristen Schaal quotes: I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
Kristen Schaal quotes: Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.