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Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I am commanding you, as an older and

I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That

Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I don't think Australians ever use a couple

I don't think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like

Have you thrown 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' at her yet? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas

Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal - all those places perfect for dying of exposure. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I slump in my chair, thinking how a

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she

Well, Faye, dear, I'm sure Harlow's sorry she didn't think to ask if you'd been eaten by a shark. That's totally on her. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone

The words 'drink me' come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like

Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn,

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: If one more person tells me how big

If one more person tells me how big this country is, I'm going to go kick a koala. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Enjoy your little run because there's no way

Enjoy your little run because there's no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Alice, I am the game, and trust me:

Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don't want to play me. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel

Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I'd feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason for it. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't

Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me

Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you're just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians

Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: This is from the queen? And you say

This is from the queen? And you say it's for a mouse? I'm sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn't allow any pets except for service animals. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Turns out making a dramatic exit is a

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial

Congratulations, Mousey, you've managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: How was I supposed to know 'lucked out'

How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Would you like to hear about the fascinating

Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: You keep right on building that fence, Faye.

You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet

You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: For someone named Alice, you're really not all

For someone named Alice, you're really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: We're late. For a VERY important date

We're late. For a VERY important date — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you

Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Be a good little Alice and just follow

Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about?

Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: You can pay for whatever you want, but

You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don't start or end with the word 'motel. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: So ... while we're sitting here on this

So ... while we're sitting here on this luxury yacht enjoying our bread and water, why doesn't someone tell me the plan? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore"

How do you tactfully spin the term "man-whore" to someone's sister? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our

Don't worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to

Didn't you read the invitation? There's going to be a game in a little while
the big Twister game in an hour. Make sure you eat plenty of bread. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put

I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I think I can say with confidence that

I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't

Now see, if it were me, I wouldn't have led with that. I would've gone with something like 'G'day' or 'Wow, aren't you a little hottie? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: The car doesn't so much drive as float

The car doesn't so much drive as float above the road, like we're making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: What if it's a shy fish? Is that

What if it's a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don't hate me because I'm asking the important questions. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar

Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Are you saying that you need an attorney?

Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn't against the law in any country. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I've found that lifting the lid with your

I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't

No thanks ... Dodo, was it? I don't know if I can watch you have performance problems twice in ten days. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Do you ever answer anything in a way

Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know

Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I'm not sure a real man would smoke

I'm not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I think it should be obvious by now

I think it should be obvious by now that I'm not necessarily interested in reality. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Well then, I guess I'm man enough to

Well then, I guess I'm man enough to admit that I'm trying to get in touch with my inner bitch. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Pretty great view. You think they'd do something

Pretty great view. You think they'd do something about the sharks. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I believe the phrase you're looking for is

I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing

Alice? You didn't get this far without realizing that you don't have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that people are easily manipulated. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I'm busy trying not to look like anything

I'm busy trying not to look like anything edible. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Did you forget a dentist appointment or something,

Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to? — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: So 'fatal' only kills you two out of

So 'fatal' only kills you two out of three times these days? That's good to know. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: If you ever pull a switcheroo like that

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's

I'm good at being vague and unpredictable. It's sort of a hard habit to break. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: My butt has a maximum drive time of

My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off

Uh-oh, I hope he doesn't start rattling off dirty limericks next; she'll probably burn the hotel down. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: You're in the country of the kangaroo and

You're in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you're asking 'why is it a mushroom? Because it just IS. — Elle Lothlorien

Elle Lothlorien Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I don't think I heard the same ending

I don't think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again. — Elle Lothlorien