Ken Dodd Quotes
Top 11 wise famous quotes and sayings by Ken Dodd
Ken Dodd Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Ken Dodd on Wise Famous Quotes.
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!