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Stop lusting after my brother, wife." Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. "Else I'll have to get the parrot out.

Men of intellect did not, as a rule, bring home stray women who insisted on flinging themselves on horses.

Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love.

No, Joy, you just think gin makes you brilliant. Gin makes you sotted. Chocolate makes you brilliant.

Mimes! You can't tell me the devil doesn't have anything to do with mimes!-Paula, Holy Smokes

It wasn't as if she was a silly, naive miss who knew nothing of the way of things
heaven knows, she had been to Boston!

Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign)

A compliment would be the last thing out of my mouth to a man who was so pigheaded that he could be served at a luau.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Hoo! You're like a giant mood ring! I wonder if I can make different colors show up depending on where i touch you
- Nell Harris

Oh, boy," Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. "Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.

Oh, lovely. Magical zombies have stolen my valknut.

Think of me as Demon: The Next Generation.

Jim stuck his head out of the rodie. I'm not going to do this out in the open where anyone can see me!. That's unnatural!

No, I didn't enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more.

Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now.

No one likes a soused vampire!

It was alright to be afraid of something, as long as you didn't let the fear control you.

Why are you taking your breasts away?"
-Dane "Cernunnos" Hearne

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

I hope you are pleased with yourself. You have made a spirit cry.

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

You do not interrupt a man when he is explaining his master plan after having been soundly defeated. Don't you watch any James Bond Movies?

He does not see as i have that you have given him your heart, but he is male. We will cut him some slack for that handicap, yes?

Don't think I'm not holding you responsible for this, either, you witch!"

"I think you lefth the B off that word," Jim said.

It wasn't until the car turned the corner and headed down a busy Paris street that I slumped back in the seat, but my slumpage was short-lived

Didn't want you to think that I looked at you as nothing more than an orgasm machine.

So let me get this straight
May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate?

Those who play with fire should expect to be consumed by it.

I am a dragon. We do not nag. We suggest.

You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim

I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet.

I love you and that means I'm stuck with you no matter how badly you treat me.

He might be a dragon, he might be someone whose name instilled fear in other people, but boy howdy, he sure turned my crank.

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

You really do think you're the cat's pajamas, don't you? I asked Raphael, annoyed with his arrogance.

Unexpected Penis is my grunge band name,

Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.

Would you like me to turn over so you can see my other side?" Raphael asked.
"Would you?" Roxy breathed hopefully.

The bottom line is, life is for living, sweetie. It's for taking chances and trying to grab up every little piece of happiness you can latch on to.

Well, if it isn't Puff the Magic Dragon

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

I'll drive. But don't you be turning into a dragon while you're in the car. I don't want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery.

I was born. It was easy. My mother did all the hard work.

You took a bath without me?
I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy
"I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

love is life
no love , no life

It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?

Honestly, it's like trying to discuss brain surgery with tapioca.

He's not really my man," I protested.
One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. "You were certainly ogling him as if he was.

I'm your Beloved, dammit! You're going to let me save your soul, and like it!

He held up a hand as we rounded a corner onto a busy street. "Red dragons?" I whispered. "No. Mimes.

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.

I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.

Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been peed on a lot.

I looked at Raphael. He looked back at me.Several parts of me that weren't on public display brought out their pompoms and began cheering.

He made a tck noise in the back of his throat. It expressed all sorts of annoyance and impatience, with just a smidgen of an implied eye roll.

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

I love you, hugs & kisses, smoochies galore, licks, nibbles & assorted gropages!! -Aisling said to Drake

If I thought he had magic fingers, his lips were candidates for the Houdini Hall of Fame.

You're handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.

What's a friend for if not to face almost certain death with, eh?

How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?

Exactly. You might not be the sharpest apple in the barrel, but you do have your wicks lit when it matters.

...but I forgot that I've been bound to the Forest Gump of Guardians. Lucky, lucky me.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

I'm not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.