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Kathy Griffin quotes: I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

Kathy Griffin quotes: My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

Kathy Griffin quotes: My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone?

My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone?

Kathy Griffin quotes: Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

Kathy Griffin quotes: It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!

Kathy Griffin quotes: Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

Kathy Griffin quotes: My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Kathy Griffin quotes: When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

Kathy Griffin quotes: But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Kathy Griffin quotes: That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

Kathy Griffin quotes: To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Kathy Griffin quotes: No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

No one teaches you how to do this. How do you let go of someone who you love so much?

Kathy Griffin quotes: My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

Kathy Griffin quotes: The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

Kathy Griffin quotes: At St. Bernardine's the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.

At St. Bernardine's the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer ... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a singer ... the way Courtney Love is a singer.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

Kathy Griffin quotes: If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

If there is a gay army, I am their warrior princess.

Kathy Griffin quotes: My mother's father was just called "The Governor," or "Himself." Which, if you have sixteen kids, probably isn't as crazy as it sounds.

My mother's father was just called "The Governor," or "Himself." Which, if you have sixteen kids, probably isn't as crazy as it sounds.

Kathy Griffin quotes: It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

Kathy Griffin quotes: If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I love to work. I love doing standup.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I have a no-apology policy.

I have a no-apology policy.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

Kathy Griffin quotes: Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Kathy Griffin quotes: When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

Kathy Griffin quotes: I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

Kathy Griffin quotes: Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color.

Kathy Griffin quotes: So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

Kathy Griffin quotes: Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

Kathy Griffin quotes: I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

Kathy Griffin quotes: Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

Kathy Griffin quotes: That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

Kathy Griffin quotes: The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

Kathy Griffin quotes: No, I love Montreal ... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me ... I love the food there.

No, I love Montreal ... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me ... I love the food there.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

Kathy Griffin quotes: A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

Kathy Griffin quotes: I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

Kathy Griffin quotes: So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Kathy Griffin quotes: Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.