Julie Johnson Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I used to think it would be cool to read other people's minds. Then I joined Facebook.

Sometimes, you have to raze things to the ground before you can start over. Sear away the past, to pave the way for a bright future.

When you start to fall, don't try to talk yourself out of it. The right man will be there at the bottom, to catch you.

Apparently, I missed the lesson on thinking-before-speaking in kindergarten.

Well, in my experience, it's usually the things we're most afraid of that end up being the most worthwhile.

I'm a classy bitch who happens to enjoy cursing and kid's flicks.

His words clip out like bullets from a gun - sharp, staccato, shiver-inducing.

Love isn't some unavoidable destiny, some fate you can't sidestep - It's a choice you make - and keep making - every day of your life.

To those who would love me - I offer you a warning. Do no get to close. You won't survive.

The wildest stallions are the most fun to break.

Being near you, Brooklyn ... it's like breathing. I don't have a choice about it; I just have to do it or I know I won't survive very long.

People say God only gives us as much as we can handle. I say, his holiness thought spiders were a good idea. Point me toward a different authority.

Wait, you hate waffles?" He chuckles. "Is that a problem?" "Um, yes." I make my eyes bug out. "Only Satan hates waffles." "Maybe I'm the devil.

I've had hundreds of boyfriends. So what if they're fictional? Don't you dare judge our love.

Implication and instruction are vastly different creatures,

Christ," he mutters to the ceiling. "She crosses her fingers behind her back and offers to pinky swear, like a kindergartener. Chase is fucked.

I'm not going out with you."
"Come on, it can just be a friends thing. If we choose to get naked afterward, so be it.

There will be absolutely no macho-man, bossy-pants shenanigans allowed.

People say love isn't supposed to be painful. But maybe the best things in life are the ones that hurt the most after they're gone.

You are my favourite kind of adventure".

It's then that I scream. Loudly. A real, honest-to-god, banshee-like wail. I mean, I didn't even know my voice could hit an octave that high.

This wasn't just our first kiss. It was my first real kiss. Ever.

Don't ever thank a man for kissing you.

We were doomed from the start. A lost cause. A losing battle. And yet, in that narrow instant, I didn't give a single fuck.

The only time the ghosts disappear from his eyes is when he's looking at you.

Chiseled everything - jaw, nose, cheekbones, forehead. I didn't even know a forehead could be chiseled, until I saw this guy.

We stared at one another, two strangers bound eternally by a shared past of lies and broken promises.

Marriage (noun): betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever.

I only cut carbs when I'm using a pizza cutter.

This is why I have trust issues.
-A girl realizing her shampoo will never make her look like the model in the advertisement

Perceptiveness was not a quality I encouraged in those I spent time with.

Let's be honest: in ten years, the man-bun of the 2010s will be equivalent to the rat-tail of the 1980s.