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Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife ...

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

It's your life; live it well.

You only have one chance for a first impression.

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress