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Joseph Mitchell quotes: He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.

He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.

Joseph Mitchell quotes: Life is a goddam mess ... but you wouldn't want to miss it!

Life is a goddam mess ... but you wouldn't want to miss it!

Joseph Mitchell quotes: it takes almost a lifetime to learn how to do a thing simply.

it takes almost a lifetime to learn how to do a thing simply.

Joseph Mitchell quotes: When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.

Joseph Mitchell quotes: I have a great deal of experience in justifying myself to myself.

I have a great deal of experience in justifying myself to myself.

Joseph Mitchell quotes: All information of a spiritual or personal nature will have to come from our father, who art in heaven, and I think he's in New York right now.

All information of a spiritual or personal nature will have to come from our father, who art in heaven, and I think he's in New York right now.

Joseph Mitchell quotes: You can hate a place with all your heart and soul and still be homesick for it.

You can hate a place with all your heart and soul and still be homesick for it.

Joseph Mitchell quotes: My dad was a cotton buyer and cotton buyers always considered themselves superior to the rest of the world.

My dad was a cotton buyer and cotton buyers always considered themselves superior to the rest of the world.