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Jonathan L. Howard quotes: I dislike seats without backs. I'll forget myself, lean back, and fall over, and where shall my dignity be then? I shall stand. I dislike seats without backs. I'll forget myself, lean back, and fall over, and where shall my dignity be then? I shall stand.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: IN WHICH THERE ARE MONSTERS AND CATS, WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH THE SAME THING IN WHICH THERE ARE MONSTERS AND CATS, WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH THE SAME THING
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: School sounds a bunch more two-fisted than I'd thought. School sounds a bunch more two-fisted than I'd thought.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: We're having fun, and I've met some of your friends and your brother, all of whom seem absolutely delicious. We're having fun, and I've met some of your friends and your brother, all of whom seem absolutely delicious.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: No. The dream was just my subconscious mind's way of drawing attention to something I'd seen without perceiving its significance. No. The dream was just my subconscious mind's way of drawing attention to something I'd seen without perceiving its significance.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: The spider-woman is purring. The spider-woman is purring.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Albert Einstein said that the only way to win at roulette is to steal from the table while the croupier isn't looking. Albert Einstein said that the only way to win at roulette is to steal from the table while the croupier isn't looking.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: He had pulled too many rabbits from too many hats; insanity had claimed him. He had pulled too many rabbits from too many hats; insanity had claimed him.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Inside the mansion of his mind, he was putting snakes back into boxes. Inside the mansion of his mind, he was putting snakes back into boxes.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Sighing heavily, for he disliked violence generally and murder in particular, Cabal set off to commit violent murder. Sighing heavily, for he disliked violence generally and murder in particular, Cabal set off to commit violent murder.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: No churchmen, I notice. Of course not. What use have they for a world without irrational fear? No churchmen, I notice. Of course not. What use have they for a world without irrational fear?
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics. Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: He smiled with the benevolence of somebody watching an unlovable toddler walk under a table and bang their head painfully. He smiled with the benevolence of somebody watching an unlovable toddler walk under a table and bang their head painfully.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: The special joy of putting a lead ball into any person who presents a nuisance. The special joy of putting a lead ball into any person who presents a nuisance.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Horst was suddenly filled with great admiration for Miss Barrow, and a desire for popcorn. Horst was suddenly filled with great admiration for Miss Barrow, and a desire for popcorn.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him. A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Do shut your mouthyou'll catch flies sitting there like that. Do shut your mouth
you'll catch flies sitting there like that.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: It was about then that the effects of great wealth and a small gene pool started to spell their doom. It was about then that the effects of great wealth and a small gene pool started to spell their doom.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Cabal knew then that he was dealing with the kind of official with whom he always lost his temper. He lost his temper. 'Don't Cabal knew then that he was dealing with the kind of official with whom he always lost his temper. He lost his temper. 'Don't
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Now you're an adult, Katya! he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born. Now you're an adult, Katya! he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: That which is supernatural and nasty knows supernatural and nastier when it sees it. That which is supernatural and nasty knows supernatural and nastier when it sees it.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy. I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: The materials were of the finest, the workmanship superlative, the design execrable. The materials were of the finest, the workmanship superlative, the design execrable.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Do you smoke, Herr Cabal?""Only to be antisocial," replied Cabal, making no move. Do you smoke, Herr Cabal?"
"Only to be antisocial," replied Cabal, making no move.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker's going down. he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker's going down.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club. Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Cabal slapped him hard. Perhaps harder than necessary, but he felt he deserved a little recreation. Cabal slapped him hard. Perhaps harder than necessary, but he felt he deserved a little recreation.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: He smiled, and it was like a bloodless cut. 'No,' he replied, amused by something. 'No, not a doctor. I haven't the bedside manner for it. He smiled, and it was like a bloodless cut. 'No,' he replied, amused by something. 'No, not a doctor. I haven't the bedside manner for it.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: You've had your warning, Cabal. Now, prepare to face the terrible arcane wrath of Maleficarus! Somewhere, a sheep bleated and quite ruined the effect. You've had your warning, Cabal. Now, prepare to face the terrible arcane wrath of Maleficarus! Somewhere, a sheep bleated and quite ruined the effect.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: There are ladies present, and I was raised to believe that being naked in front of strange ladies is something reserved for special occasions. There are ladies present, and I was raised to believe that being naked in front of strange ladies is something reserved for special occasions.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: You're not a fish, so it isn't the Abyss. You're not a fish, so it isn't the Abyss.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Guns don't kill people. People kill people." "But guns make it so much easier. Guns don't kill people. People kill people." "But guns make it so much easier.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: This was true, in a largely false way: This was true, in a largely false way:
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: Almost unbidden, he released the safety, and his index finger slid inside the guard. Almost unbidden, he released the safety, and his index finger slid inside the guard.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: But when it comes to applied sciences, technologies, any spotty Herbert with a degree and a lab coat can perform greater wonders than Merlin. But when it comes to applied sciences, technologies, any spotty Herbert with a degree and a lab coat can perform greater wonders than Merlin.
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: dark heart of esoteric fuckery, dark heart of esoteric fuckery,
Jonathan L. Howard quotes: In the last few months, he'd found himself prey to strange twinges that, after some research, he had discovered to be his conscience. In the last few months, he'd found himself prey to strange twinges that, after some research, he had discovered to be his conscience.