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He had seen inferno and tempest, and had not only looked into the abyss but the abyss had looked into him, and then made disparaging comments.

You're familiar with the theory of evolution?" asked Cabal.
"Sir?"
"They're about to find out why intelligence is a survival trait.

Also, please charge my fountain pen and bring it with you.

Apparently the Ministerium Tenebrae had decided to conquer the region using the unusual twin-pronged attack of zombies and avant-garde artwork.

Zombies are so passe

Permanence in the land of sleep is better than gold in the world of wakefulness.

He couldn't see how you could scare the shit out of somebody with math, but it seemed you could.

Being an adult isn't a matter of age. It's a matter of responsibility.

Lesson one: expect to get screwed over for the convenience of others on a regular basis.

She felt oddly complimented. Petrov hadn't thought she's just a girl; he'd thought she might be a desperate criminal.

You're not a fish, so it isn't the Abyss.

Do you smoke, Herr Cabal?"
"Only to be antisocial," replied Cabal, making no move.

he came into the store to threaten you with math and philosophy. The motherfucker's going down.

Cats, as any rational person knows, are solitary, opportunistic, ambush predators, much like spiders, but with fewer legs and a better fan club.

Cabal slapped him hard. Perhaps harder than necessary, but he felt he deserved a little recreation.

He smiled, and it was like a bloodless cut. 'No,' he replied, amused by something. 'No, not a doctor. I haven't the bedside manner for it.

School sounds a bunch more two-fisted than I'd thought.

You've had your warning, Cabal. Now, prepare to face the terrible arcane wrath of Maleficarus! Somewhere, a sheep bleated and quite ruined the effect.

There are ladies present, and I was raised to believe that being naked in front of strange ladies is something reserved for special occasions.

I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people." "But guns make it so much easier.

This was true, in a largely false way:

Almost unbidden, he released the safety, and his index finger slid inside the guard.

But when it comes to applied sciences, technologies, any spotty Herbert with a degree and a lab coat can perform greater wonders than Merlin.

IN WHICH THERE ARE MONSTERS AND CATS, WHICH IS TO SAY, VERY MUCH THE SAME THING

dark heart of esoteric fuckery,

In the last few months, he'd found himself prey to strange twinges that, after some research, he had discovered to be his conscience.

I dislike seats without backs. I'll forget myself, lean back, and fall over, and where shall my dignity be then? I shall stand.

The special joy of putting a lead ball into any person who presents a nuisance.

Albert Einstein said that the only way to win at roulette is to steal from the table while the croupier isn't looking.

He had pulled too many rabbits from too many hats; insanity had claimed him.

Inside the mansion of his mind, he was putting snakes back into boxes.

No. The dream was just my subconscious mind's way of drawing attention to something I'd seen without perceiving its significance.

We're having fun, and I've met some of your friends and your brother, all of whom seem absolutely delicious.

Sighing heavily, for he disliked violence generally and murder in particular, Cabal set off to commit violent murder.

No churchmen, I notice. Of course not. What use have they for a world without irrational fear?

Well, if I ever suffer brain damage I know there's always a career waiting for me in local politics.

He smiled with the benevolence of somebody watching an unlovable toddler walk under a table and bang their head painfully.

The materials were of the finest, the workmanship superlative, the design execrable.

Horst was suddenly filled with great admiration for Miss Barrow, and a desire for popcorn.

A census taker once tried to test me. I let my front garden eat him.

Do shut your mouth
you'll catch flies sitting there like that.

It was about then that the effects of great wealth and a small gene pool started to spell their doom.

Cabal knew then that he was dealing with the kind of official with whom he always lost his temper. He lost his temper. 'Don't

Now you're an adult, Katya! he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.

That which is supernatural and nasty knows supernatural and nastier when it sees it.

The spider-woman is purring.