Jon Glaser Quotes

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For the most part, people don't know who I am.

Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn.

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.

I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids.