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Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.

People love to see people fall.

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.

A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

The best way to pursue any discipline is the martial art way.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, "What was that?"

Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

People for the most part can smell lies.

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.

In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

Houston people are way cool. They're smart, they know how to have a good time, and they have the hottest chicks on the planet there.

I love existing in pre big bang conditions.

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

If the world was an etch-a-sketch, glaciers are the big shake.

Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

There's a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage;
1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.

I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else.

Be the hero of your own story.

If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there.

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

You can't measure what's inside a man's heart.

You could smell my ass from mars.

If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.

Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That's all they are.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

Well you see, Brazilian JiuJitsu Blackbelts have a blackbelt in ... Brazilian JiuJitsu

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

On my left knee I have a long scar from an ACL operation. I've had both knees reconstructed.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler.

I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are.

Once you understand what excellence is all about ... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

Haters ... are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.

If Tyson Griffin was a girl, I'd say he has a badonkadonk.

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow ... We know that inherently that feels great.

Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.

When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.

Houston Alexander is for real!

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.