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Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god ... They're idiots.

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

Can't punch women in the face!

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.