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Jim Jefferies quotes: Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.

Myself and Jamie Moffat did not agree on everything but he always knew I had the experience.

Jim Jefferies quotes: The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

Jim Jefferies quotes: No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.

Jim Jefferies quotes: I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.

Jim Jefferies quotes: If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.

Jim Jefferies quotes: Here's the thing about people who believe in god ... They're idiots.

Here's the thing about people who believe in god ... They're idiots.

Jim Jefferies quotes: Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

Jim Jefferies quotes: Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.

Jim Jefferies quotes: God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

God built the world, but he did not know it was round.

Jim Jefferies quotes: I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

I was 13 when I was started questioning and 16 when I stopped believing in God.

Jim Jefferies quotes: Can't punch women in the face!

Can't punch women in the face!

Jim Jefferies quotes: Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

Jim Jefferies quotes: I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.

Jim Jefferies quotes: It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

Jim Jefferies quotes: We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.