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Jerry Lewis quotes: We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth ... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

Jerry Lewis quotes: I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.

I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just can't put my finger on it.

Jerry Lewis quotes: Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.

Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.

Jerry Lewis quotes: Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.

Gambling is part of the human condition. I love it. I have the best time gambling. I've been winning fortunes, and I've been losing them.

Jerry Lewis quotes: I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.

Jerry Lewis quotes: I've had great success being a total idiot.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis quotes: You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.

You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.

Jerry Lewis quotes: Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.

Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.

Jerry Lewis quotes: Pity? [If] you don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair, stay in your house!

Pity? [If] you don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair, stay in your house!

Jerry Lewis quotes: I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.

I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.

Jerry Lewis quotes: (The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

Jerry Lewis quotes: When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.

When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience.

Jerry Lewis quotes: I don't want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them.

I don't want to be remembered. I want the nice words when I can hear them.

Jerry Lewis quotes: Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands

Jerry Lewis quotes: I never tell an audience what they can expect. I never have and I never will. I'm an entertainer for 75 years.

I never tell an audience what they can expect. I never have and I never will. I'm an entertainer for 75 years.

Jerry Lewis quotes: People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.

Jerry Lewis quotes: For those who understand, no explaination is needed ... For those who don't, none will do.

For those who understand, no explaination is needed ... For those who don't, none will do.

Jerry Lewis quotes: If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.

Jerry Lewis quotes: The day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.

The day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.

Jerry Lewis quotes: I need the applause.

I need the applause.

Jerry Lewis quotes: Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.

Jerry Lewis quotes: You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.

You may catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you'll get them to work harder if you use a flyswatter.

Jerry Lewis quotes: I get paid for what most kids get punished for.

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.