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Jenny Eclair quotes: I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

Jenny Eclair quotes: Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

Jenny Eclair quotes: For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

Jenny Eclair quotes: As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.

I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.

Jenny Eclair quotes: The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I am best viewed from a distance ... and at night.

I am best viewed from a distance ... and at night.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

Jenny Eclair quotes: Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I don't think I'm successful.

I don't think I'm successful.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.

I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'

I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'

Jenny Eclair quotes: My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!

Jenny Eclair quotes: I am best viewed from a distance.

I am best viewed from a distance.

Jenny Eclair quotes: A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I've never been prudish.

I've never been prudish.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.

Jenny Eclair quotes: Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.

Jenny Eclair quotes: I can't tan naturally.

I can't tan naturally.

Jenny Eclair quotes: Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.