Jenny Eclair Quotes

Top 37 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jenny Eclair

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Jenny Eclair quotes: I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at. I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
Jenny Eclair quotes: For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed. For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite. I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
Jenny Eclair quotes: As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking. As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
Jenny Eclair quotes: The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena. The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I am best viewed from a distance ... and at night. I am best viewed from a distance ... and at night.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect. I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age. I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
Jenny Eclair quotes: Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish. Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects. I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I don't think I'm successful. I don't think I'm successful.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV. I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face. I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
Jenny Eclair quotes: My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
Jenny Eclair quotes: I am best viewed from a distance. I am best viewed from a distance.
Jenny Eclair quotes: A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I've never been prudish. I've never been prudish.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic. I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
Jenny Eclair quotes: Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls. Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice. I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh. I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager. I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid. I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers. I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart. I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
Jenny Eclair quotes: I can't tan naturally. I can't tan naturally.
Jenny Eclair quotes: Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it. Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it.