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Jen Kirkman quotes: I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics.

I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some male comics.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.

Asking questions about why I don't want kids is really none of your business, but at least it's a dialogue.

Jen Kirkman quotes: If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows

If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would do. That way, I could do less shows a year.

Jen Kirkman quotes: People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women.

People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Sitcoms are what got me excited about show business.

Sitcoms are what got me excited about show business.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion.

I still have to work paycheck to paycheck. Being in show business doesn't indicate that you're a 'success,' in my opinion.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

I actually like, love, and respect myself, and I try not to take anything too seriously.

Jen Kirkman quotes: At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, making us one big happy family.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Jen Kirkman quotes: like as long as you're cleaning up some living thing's poop after age thirty, family members really respect that lifestyle choice.

like as long as you're cleaning up some living thing's poop after age thirty, family members really respect that lifestyle choice.

Jen Kirkman quotes: tantrum. I don't want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it's socially acceptable for them to cry and scream in public.

tantrum. I don't want to have a baby but sometimes I want to be a baby because it's socially acceptable for them to cry and scream in public.

Jen Kirkman quotes: If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

Jen Kirkman quotes: A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.

A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.

Jen Kirkman quotes: What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I don't like to joke about dating.

I don't like to joke about dating.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.'

I think some parents think, 'Oh, having kids is so beautiful; I want others to feel the joy I do.'

Jen Kirkman quotes: Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first.

Improv requires one thing I lack that I think most mothers need - the basic instinct to put someone else first.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

Jen Kirkman quotes: The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves.

I'm very big into just feeling good and doing what I want; I'm not very calculated or thoughtful about my moves.

Jen Kirkman quotes: And perhaps the best reason of all: "Kids? What the fuck am I going to do with a kid?

And perhaps the best reason of all: "Kids? What the fuck am I going to do with a kid?

Jen Kirkman quotes: I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff's opening act.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

Jen Kirkman quotes: The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a

The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do not want to raise a child.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A.

I rarely have out-of-town visitors because you have to do things like take them around L.A.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.

I thought that's what happened to women: You live alone when you're old.

Jen Kirkman quotes: By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

By the time I started doing stand-up, the club scene had died.

Jen Kirkman quotes: We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

We have to get women's stories out there so a guy will read it, laugh, and think, 'I'm not laughing at a chick story but a story.'

Jen Kirkman quotes: I'm not a big fan of young people.

I'm not a big fan of young people.

Jen Kirkman quotes: It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

It's much easier to make jokes about not having kids.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I think people with anxiety do different things during different years.

I think people with anxiety do different things during different years.

Jen Kirkman quotes: If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

If I write a joke, sometimes people will call it a 'lie,' and I'm fascinated with that.

Jen Kirkman quotes: I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"

I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"

Jen Kirkman quotes: Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

Don't overpack your carry-on. You're never going to read that second book or that fourth magazine.

Jen Kirkman quotes: A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.

A lot of times that I'm single is not for a lack of anyone being interested; it's me.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make.

Having a child is a lifetime commitment, the biggest one you can possibly make.

Jen Kirkman quotes: Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license.

Use your passport for domestic trips, so that way you don't risk losing your license.