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Jay Mohr quotes: I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.

Jay Mohr quotes: You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

Jay Mohr quotes: I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Jay Mohr quotes: I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

Jay Mohr quotes: Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Jay Mohr quotes: Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.

Jay Mohr quotes: What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change.

Jay Mohr quotes: If you want God to laugh, make plans.

If you want God to laugh, make plans.

Jay Mohr quotes: She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains.

Jay Mohr quotes: If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.

Jay Mohr quotes: Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets.

Jay Mohr quotes: I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?

Jay Mohr quotes: If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.

Jay Mohr quotes: When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.

Jay Mohr quotes: I think I made a mistake once ... yeah ... it was only once.

I think I made a mistake once ... yeah ... it was only once.

Jay Mohr quotes: Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

Jay Mohr quotes: Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?

Jay Mohr quotes: I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.

Jay Mohr quotes: I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

Jay Mohr quotes: But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.

Jay Mohr quotes: The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

Jay Mohr quotes: If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

Jay Mohr quotes: I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

Jay Mohr quotes: You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

Jay Mohr quotes: True Yankees are born, not made.

True Yankees are born, not made.