James Lileks Quotes
Top 18 wise famous quotes and sayings by James Lileks
James Lileks Famous Quotes & Sayings
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She was moving slowly, appearing to come no closer. Perhaps she was losing ground against the earth's rotation.
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.
Yay Condi Rice. I want her to go to Saudi Arabia, and I want her first words upon getting off the plane to be 'I'll drive.'
The popular Arab imagination is a pliant and inventive thing; it can explain any defeat. It is a compass that always points toward the Jew.
I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.
Contempt for the things people choose of their own free will is, at its heart, contempt for free will.
There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3. He laughs at Clark Griswold.
If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.
I don't believe in the very concept of "first thing in the morning." I'm a "third thing in the afternoon" fellow.
If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.