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Jack Handy quotes: This is a dumb quote.

This is a dumb quote.

Jack Handy quotes: Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?

Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?

Jack Handy quotes: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

Jack Handy quotes: ~ "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

~ "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Jack Handy quotes: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Jack Handy quotes: If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness.

Jack Handy quotes: I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Jack Handy quotes: If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go...because man, they're gone!