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J.L. Merrow quotes: He was gasping and moaning and saying stuff like, "Oh God, oh God, oh God!" so I figured he was enjoying it.

He was gasping and moaning and saying stuff like, "Oh God, oh God, oh God!" so I figured he was enjoying it.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I kept watching Toby to see how he'd manage with those little wineglasses and his big nose, but I never managed to catch him drinking.

I kept watching Toby to see how he'd manage with those little wineglasses and his big nose, but I never managed to catch him drinking.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I went and kissed him to wake him up just like Sleeping Beauty. Although I guess with me it was more like Beauty and the Beast.

I went and kissed him to wake him up just like Sleeping Beauty. Although I guess with me it was more like Beauty and the Beast.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Sod it. If he laid a finger on my David, I'd just have to use my newfound martial arts mojo and kick him in the Knuts.

Sod it. If he laid a finger on my David, I'd just have to use my newfound martial arts mojo and kick him in the Knuts.

J.L. Merrow quotes: They've been seen in one of the restaurants in Brock's Hollow, you know - I won't say seen eating, as this is Victoria Beckham we're talking about.

They've been seen in one of the restaurants in Brock's Hollow, you know - I won't say seen eating, as this is Victoria Beckham we're talking about.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Excrement, meet air-moving device.

Excrement, meet air-moving device.

J.L. Merrow quotes: She trusted him? She'd barely met him. Women. Thank God I've never wanted to date one.

She trusted him? She'd barely met him. Women. Thank God I've never wanted to date one.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Mum always says it's really important to get three meals a day, even though she's always on a diet.

Mum always says it's really important to get three meals a day, even though she's always on a diet.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I was going to buy Larry something, but he said I should spend it on something I always wanted. So I bought a cat.

I was going to buy Larry something, but he said I should spend it on something I always wanted. So I bought a cat.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Cathedral Close, when I got to St Leonard's, was emptier than a Sally Army collection box at a Pride festival,

Cathedral Close, when I got to St Leonard's, was emptier than a Sally Army collection box at a Pride festival,

J.L. Merrow quotes: I don't need Simon Bloody Cowell making me look like a right tit on the telly.

I don't need Simon Bloody Cowell making me look like a right tit on the telly.

J.L. Merrow quotes: If you forget your dreams on waking, does that mean they never happened? That the people in them never existed?

If you forget your dreams on waking, does that mean they never happened? That the people in them never existed?

J.L. Merrow quotes: Larry says it's sandalwood, and it's called that 'cause of the Latin name. They don't make sandals out of it or nothing.

Larry says it's sandalwood, and it's called that 'cause of the Latin name. They don't make sandals out of it or nothing.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I got zero on a maths test once," I said. "The teacher said he'd wanted to give me a minus number, but the computer wouldn't let him.

I got zero on a maths test once," I said. "The teacher said he'd wanted to give me a minus number, but the computer wouldn't let him.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Hey, this was rugby, not that daft game with the round ball.

Hey, this was rugby, not that daft game with the round ball.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I'll deal with you later.He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do I look like I'm bothered?

I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I'll deal with you later.
He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do I look like I'm bothered?

J.L. Merrow quotes: We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn't get squished. He's really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he'd got exams in that too.

We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn't get squished. He's really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he'd got exams in that too.

J.L. Merrow quotes: - activity holidays are a whatsit. Contradiction in terms.""Oxymoron."I flipped him a finger. "Same to you with knobs on.

- activity holidays are a whatsit. Contradiction in terms."
"Oxymoron."
I flipped him a finger. "Same to you with knobs on.

J.L. Merrow quotes: No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?

No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja?

J.L. Merrow quotes: God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school.

God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Let's just say it was obvious from a very early age the only female heart I'd ever break would be my mother's.

Let's just say it was obvious from a very early age the only female heart I'd ever break would be my mother's.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Bloody hell, it was just like the Tardis in here. It all sort of opened out, wider than a drugged-up hippie's mind.

Bloody hell, it was just like the Tardis in here. It all sort of opened out, wider than a drugged-up hippie's mind.

J.L. Merrow quotes: That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You've got to love him.

That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You've got to love him.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Al, you're the most wonderful man I've ever been terrified by down a dark alleyway. Will you marry me?

Al, you're the most wonderful man I've ever been terrified by down a dark alleyway. Will you marry me?

J.L. Merrow quotes: Lead me!" I told him fervently. "Astray is, like, my favourite place ever.

Lead me!" I told him fervently. "Astray is, like, my favourite place ever.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Seeing as when it came to the milk of human kindness they were all pretty much lactose intolerant.

Seeing as when it came to the milk of human kindness
they were all pretty much lactose intolerant.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I've been an idiot.""That's okay," I said. "You're still way cleverer than me".

I've been an idiot."
"That's okay," I said. "You're still way cleverer than me".

J.L. Merrow quotes: Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear."Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list".

Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list".

J.L. Merrow quotes: Keisha frowned. "Maybe he's hoping for hidden depths?" "I haven't even got hidden

Keisha frowned. "Maybe he's hoping for hidden depths?" "I haven't even got hidden

J.L. Merrow quotes: It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.

It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I frowned. "Are you sure about this? It's a bit short." "So? It's poetry, not dick size.

I frowned. "Are you sure about this? It's a bit short." "So? It's poetry, not dick size.

J.L. Merrow quotes: I don't know why I went with him. Maybe it was because he'd said he'd missed me, and I was sick and tired of not being wanted.

I don't know why I went with him. Maybe it was because he'd said he'd missed me, and I was sick and tired of not being wanted.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter's Bar.

Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter's Bar.

J.L. Merrow quotes: Or have you simply been enjoying that North African river cruise?" "You what?" "In de-Nile?

Or have you simply been enjoying that North African river cruise?"
"You what?"
"In de-Nile?

J.L. Merrow quotes: It's the fish I feel sorry for, in all this global warming. They don't even have a carbon footprint.

It's the fish I feel sorry for, in all this global warming. They don't even have a carbon footprint.

J.L. Merrow quotes: And yes, I let him fuck me because it's been so bloody long I've almost forgotten what my prick's for.

And yes, I let him fuck me because it's been so bloody long I've almost forgotten what my prick's for.