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We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.

Time does not die; only people.

Even monkeys fall out of trees.

I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?

The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.

It's easy to clean up when you got money.

Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.

Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.