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J.A. Saare quotes: It took years of trial and error to blossom into the fine outstanding young woman you see before youtoday.

It took years of trial and error to blossom into the fine outstanding young woman you see before you
today.

J.A. Saare quotes: It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced toHannah Montana.

It was the equivalent of asking a little girl not to scream the first time she was personally introduced to
Hannah Montana.

J.A. Saare quotes: The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.

The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.

J.A. Saare quotes: Fuck with the bull, assholes, and get the horns.

Fuck with the bull, assholes, and get the horns.

J.A. Saare quotes: If her death taught me anything, it's this. Cherish the time you have. Don't worry about tomorrow. Right now is all we are promised.

If her death taught me anything, it's this. Cherish the time you have. Don't worry about tomorrow. Right now is all we are promised.

J.A. Saare quotes: Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.

J.A. Saare quotes: Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality.

Rhiannon's Law #37: Don't get so high and mighty, God will only reward that arrogance with a huge bitch slap back to reality.

J.A. Saare quotes: Stalking ins't cool unless you're an Edward.

Stalking ins't cool unless you're an Edward.

J.A. Saare quotes: Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?

Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?

J.A. Saare quotes: Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward.

Stalking isn't cool unless you're an Edward.

J.A. Saare quotes: Just because I'm on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn't mean I'm actively seeking one out. It's called covering all your bases.

Just because I'm on the lookout for an ass kicking doesn't mean I'm actively seeking one out. It's called covering all your bases.

J.A. Saare quotes: Our bodies are stronger and faster, but our hearts are just as fragile, remember that.

Our bodies are stronger and faster, but our hearts are just as fragile, remember that.

J.A. Saare quotes: The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee

The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee

J.A. Saare quotes: Allow yourself to fall. I'll catch you.

Allow yourself to fall. I'll catch you.

J.A. Saare quotes: If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth

J.A. Saare quotes: I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me skyrocketing into orbit.

I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me skyrocketing into orbit.

J.A. Saare quotes: Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly.

Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly.