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I don't want to watch people fighting.

'Broad City' [series] has a wild side, but it also has a very heartfelt side. It's very human.

What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

You can get real wacky on edibles.

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

We're big Hillary [Clinton] supporters. For a lot of reasons.

I write 'Broad City,' so I connect it to me.

When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first.

In a bigger picture, all over the world is a boys' club.

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other.

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Biking is a good alternative. Use the city as your gym.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I'm not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.

I'm Language Gal. I can speak any language presented to me. And I look exactly like Halle Berry.

I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.

All my brother Eliot and I did as kids was film sketches.

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.