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Helen Rowland quotes: Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Helen Rowland quotes: It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark. It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
Helen Rowland quotes: A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstractbut the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract
but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete.
Helen Rowland quotes: A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him. A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.
Helen Rowland quotes: Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Helen Rowland quotes: Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
Helen Rowland quotes: The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Helen Rowland quotes: Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again. Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.
Helen Rowland quotes: Marriage: a souvenir of love. Marriage: a souvenir of love.
Helen Rowland quotes: Love is a matter of give and take marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. Love is a matter of give and take
marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake.
Helen Rowland quotes: Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one. Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
Helen Rowland quotes: Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion
Helen Rowland quotes: Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married. Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get. A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
Helen Rowland quotes: Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland quotes: Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
Helen Rowland quotes: Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland quotes: When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window. When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
Helen Rowland quotes: A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland quotes: True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity. True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.
Helen Rowland quotes: France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
Helen Rowland quotes: Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdombut the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom
but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.
Helen Rowland quotes: It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland quotes: Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite everything seems so flat and tasteless. Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite
everything seems so flat and tasteless.
Helen Rowland quotes: Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side and his nobler instincts - and another woman to help him forget them. Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side and his nobler instincts - and another woman to help him forget them.
Helen Rowland quotes: A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
Helen Rowland quotes: Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
Helen Rowland quotes: Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Helen Rowland quotes: Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet
Helen Rowland quotes: Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland quotes: A fool and her money are soon courted. A fool and her money are soon courted.
Helen Rowland quotes: A wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. A wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Helen Rowland quotes: One man's folly is another man's wife. One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
Helen Rowland quotes: It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
Helen Rowland quotes: Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony but most of them are merely poor dodgers. Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony
but most of them are merely poor dodgers.
Helen Rowland quotes: Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly. Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.
Helen Rowland quotes: When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland quotes: True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision. True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.
Helen Rowland quotes: Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Helen Rowland quotes: And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Helen Rowland quotes: Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland quotes: Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland quotes: A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
Helen Rowland quotes: For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
Helen Rowland quotes: Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry. Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
Helen Rowland quotes: Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Helen Rowland quotes: The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Helen Rowland quotes: Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.
Helen Rowland quotes: To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions. To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.
Helen Rowland quotes: Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland quotes: Woman's love a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. Woman's love
a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.
Helen Rowland quotes: Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland quotes: Matrimony is the price of love divorce, the rebate. Matrimony is the price of love
divorce, the rebate.
Helen Rowland quotes: After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Helen Rowland quotes: Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks. Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
Helen Rowland quotes: There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
Helen Rowland quotes: What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Helen Rowland quotes: You will never win if you never begin. You will never win if you never begin.
Helen Rowland quotes: Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a womanand the rest of his life trying to get it back again? Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman
and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?
Helen Rowland quotes: The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.
Helen Rowland quotes: Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland quotes: Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
Helen Rowland quotes: Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland quotes: Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time. Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
Helen Rowland quotes: Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland quotes: A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
Helen Rowland quotes: Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
Helen Rowland quotes: No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
Helen Rowland quotes: It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland quotes: The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland quotes: The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
Helen Rowland quotes: Variety is the spice of love. Variety is the spice of love.
Helen Rowland quotes: The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Helen Rowland quotes: When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Helen Rowland quotes: A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a womana married man needs only an excuse. A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse.
Helen Rowland quotes: There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Helen Rowland quotes: Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Helen Rowland quotes: When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Helen Rowland quotes: There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
Helen Rowland quotes: An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
Helen Rowland quotes: When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland quotes: Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.
Helen Rowland quotes: In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen Rowland quotes: Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Helen Rowland quotes: The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
Helen Rowland quotes: It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him. It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
Helen Rowland quotes: A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland quotes: In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland quotes: Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland quotes: Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen Rowland quotes: A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics. A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics.
Helen Rowland quotes: Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Helen Rowland quotes: A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
Helen Rowland quotes: Some widowers are bereaved others, relieved. Some widowers are bereaved
others, relieved.

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