Helen Ellis Quotes
Top 14 wise famous quotes and sayings by Helen Ellis
Helen Ellis Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Helen Ellis on Wise Famous Quotes.
French pedicures make your toes look like fingers. You look grabby. French pedicures are for man thieves.
I study long-married couples and decide that wives are like bras: sometimes the most matronly are the most supportive.
A good bra is fine, but a great bra is life changing. It gives you the confidence of a homecoming queen. It's a tiara for your ta-tas.
It's amazing that the city we live in allows "pets" that belong in a sideshow, but makes it illegal for me to have a switchblade.
I scroll through iPhone photos and see that if I delete pictures of myself with a double chin, I will erase all proof of my glorious life.
Face it: you're never going to get carded again, so quit asking bouncers if they want to see your ID. Quit going places where they have bouncers.
Write what I know, who wants to read that? If only our apartment was haunted or I was the tiniest bit possessed by the devil.